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Humor Resources Dept 🔥 I say things most HR people think, but with more curse words 📸 Find me on IG at @ hr4hr ⚠️ Posts don’t reflect personal views...

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As someone who works in HR, I also understand what it's like to start a new job and reach historic levels of unpopularity in only 100 days.

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No.

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No.

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Hear me out… a two week paid company shutdown every four years in the summer.

…during the Olympics.

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HR PROFESSIONALS:

This is going to ruffle some feathers, but I’m just gonna come out and say it.

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Been feeling a little run down and moody lately so I googled my symptoms to see what I might have.

It’s work. I have work.

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good morning to everyone except the person who posted this role and didn’t even title it
“Vice President of H-ARRR!”

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I’m declining my first meeting this week, because I refuse to give up an hour from my weekend for daylight savings time

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if you email me on Christmas, I’m losing your W2

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not telling work that I’m calling off sick to watch the eras tour at home today, but there will be signs

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not telling work that I’m calling off sick to watch the eras tour at home today, but there will be signs

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happy ‘watch the Eras tour at home’ day, to those who celebrate.

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me (confused by everyones urgency):

EOD = End of Decade, right?

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me (confused by everyones urgency):

EOD = End of Decade, right?

…oh shit, sorry

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a friendly hr reminder… fucking around during the holidays may result in a heightened risk level. ‘tis the season of finding out. it’s a busy season. sit on your hands and be nice to hr.

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A holiday reminder… Fuck Around at your own risk, and be nice to HR. ‘Tis the season to Find Out, and HR typically handles the Find Out stage. It’s a busy season.

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motion to make @mileycyrus song ‘party in the USA’ the official anthem of thanksgiving since the holiday is literally the original party in the USA.

can I get a second?

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me in Q4: “In the face of overwhelming odds, i’m left with only one option. I’m gonna to have to HR the shit out of this.”

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no one is more surprised about missing benefits open enrollment then an exec who received three emails, a calendar invite from their assistant, and a real letter reminding them to complete it

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finding a full-time job shouldn’t feel like a
full-time job.