Olly Percival

Hates writing bio things because they always end up being shit. Likes dogs.

[Olly Percival @ollypercival]

@nsandihelp my daughter was bought some bonds as a gift and as we've realised there's a deadline for sending off identification as we've come to do it. We've missed it; should we still send the documents or is there no point?

[Olly Percival @ollypercival]

@Gatwick_Airport Done, thanks.

[Olly Percival @ollypercival]

@Gatwick_Airport we booked parking with you for tomorrow but I've realised we never got an email confirmation... What should we do?

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

Would love to see a drawing of her majesty enjoying this with Paddington in heaven (I know Paddington’s not dead it would just be nice) 💫 💕

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

Exceptional - from Private Eye.

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

Just checking in to see how Boris is doing

[Andrew Hunter Murray @andrewhunterm]

If I was worried about people comparing me to 1930s Germany, my next move probably wouldn't be to shut down all criticism on the national broadcasting service

[Sam Freedman @Samfr]

Home office staff Q+A going well.

[Windows 98 Tech Support @Win98Tech]

Bay12, makers of Dwarf Fortress, release their monthly earnings. Here's 2022, including the game's December Steam release

[Olly Percival @ollypercival]

@thameswater thanks for sending my bill through! Before I pay it, can you quickly confirm how much raw sewage you dumped into waterways in the South East last year?

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

I'm glad the BBC are covering the strikes with such diligence they're forgotten to cover Nadhim Zahawi's tax affairs.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I’m putting Simon Pegg down as ‘undecided’.
https://t.co/mcLfzTd8H1

[mutable joe @mutablejoe]

there's a piece missing in the lego i'm doing how can there be a piece missing this is going to ruin the whole thing FOR FUCK'S SAKE I'VE SPENT AGES AND THERE'S A PIECE MISSING I AM GOING TO no wait there it is

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

We are now selling advertising space on the outside of the Death Star.

Any companies choosing NOT to advertise must hate free speech in the Empire.

[🚀 Jon Hogg @ItsHogg]

Excited that I can see how these Amazon batteries will look in my room before I buy them

[Stas Olenchenko @StasOlenchenko]

Exactly 9 years ago today, I was in a pub with my uni pals when we heard the news that then-president Yanukovych would not sign the association agreement with the EU, crushing Ukraine's European hopes and locking us to Russia.

We were not buying it.

Here's what happened next 🧵

[Peter Clowes @peterclowes]

Why I left @twitter or rather why I did not sign up for “extremely hardcore” Twitter 2.0

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[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

The verified brand situation is getting out of control. Quick thread of twitter blue brands, and brands who might be pissed off at Elon right about now.