Han

Minneapolis

[Han @hrest5]

Hi guys my name is Hannah, im 2 1 years old and im still addicted to Trader Joe’s.

[Han @hrest5]

Hi my name is Hannah, I’m 20 years old and I’m addicted to Trader Joe’s.

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

If a FELON can become President... Why keep it on Job applications...? Just sayin.

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

liking everyone’s instagram story so everyone knows i love them

[Han @hrest5]

Hello it’s me, the problem

[annika ✨ @AnnikaPeterson]

My roommate and I go through an embarrassing amount of Parmesan cheese

[annika ✨ @AnnikaPeterson]

My roommate and I go through an embarrassing amount of Parmesan cheese

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

*taking an x-ray of a patient* ok now a silly one

[GL @gldivittorio]

“Don’t ask friends for help moving as an adult” “don’t ask friends to do a potluck as an adult” you can literally ask me to hold your hand at the dentist and I will do it

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

time to pick out a bottle of wine based on my rigorous process (cutest label at the cheapest price)

[Han @hrest5]

@AnnikaPeterson Why is this the most relatable tweet ever

[mr spinch ! @mooninfirst]

being in ur 20s is all about figuring out what’s wrong with you

[trash jones @jzux]

allow me to slip into something more comfortable (gets in bed)

[sher🥺 @sherrysworld]

summer is great but personally i can’t wait for fall bc that’s when men finally put their toes away

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

do beavers even know what the hell they’re doing or they just see water and say “i have to put a stop to this”

[carmencita @CarFrita]

I may be unhinged now but at one point I was “a pleasure to have in class”

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

she’s a 10 but she eats her first meal at 2 pm

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

it can be sooo healing to waste $7 per day on special treats

[Thomas @thomasyolain]

My budget for July is $20.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

I’ll be like “I’m gonna go take a shower” then lay in bed for 45 minutes

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

if you actually cared about kids you should probably put more funding into schools, health care, shelters, foster care, and food programs, not force people who don't want kids to have them

[status annoyicus @medburnbook]

“Nobody likes abortions.”

I do actually. I like that people don’t die from ectopic pregnancies or sepsis from missed abortions. I like that people don’t have to bear the pregnancy of their abuser. I like that people get to make choices about their body.