HRL Biscuits

Official twitter account of the HRL Biscuits. 2017, 2018, 2020 HRL Champions. 2017 NWLA Large league team of the year. Dongs everywhere.

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@tacobrah Missed the playoffs.

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With our season down to its final strike, Sarge kept the dream alive.

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Biscuit Love

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2 L's ggs @HRL_Aces

Gm 1: 6-1
Nightmare hit a HR. Unfortunately, Dumpy hit another grand slam.

Gm 2: Down 2 in the 6th with 2 outs and 2 strikes, Sarge hit a game tying HR on one leg. Don't ask us about extra innings.

Great season. Go Hopkins.

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2 L's ggs @HRL_Aces

Gm 1: 6-1
Nightmare hit a HR. Unfortunately, Dumpy hit another grand slam.

Gm 2: Down 2 in the 6th with 2 outs and 2 strikes, Sarge hit a game tying HR on one leg. Don't ask us about extra innings.

Great season. Go Hopkins.

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For Hopkins.

Pox
Griz SP3/Bullpen
Mip SP2
Night SP1

Doubtful GTD: Sarge (foot)

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A #SCTop10 and #NotTop10 on the same play?!
@mippey5 X @Flakne23

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We split with the @HRL_Aces tonight.

Gm 1: 4-1
Pox dong, Night dong. Night battled out of jams all evening to earn the win.

Gm 2: 7-0
If you take away Dumpy's dongs, we still lose 1-0.

The series wraps up next Thursday.

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City Finals tonight at Central vs. @HRL_Aces.

Pox
Griz
Mip (SP2)
Night (SP1)
Sarge

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@HRLTortugas @HRLTwinCities We would've called BS on rookie bookkeeping if we hadn't seen you hit 2 legit ones in the same game. 👏🐢💨

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Biscuits in 3!

Gm 1: 2-1 L
Cakes was good.

Gm 2: 12-9 W
Nightmare hits a grand slam, but Bud Larp hits 2. Griz and Pox HR. Tied at 9 in the 5th, Sarge go ahead HR. Mippey robs a HR in the 6th and turns it into a double play.

Gm 3: 4-2 W
Griz GW 2 out 2 rbi single in the 5th

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We play the @HRLLoons somewhere in Hopkins tonight for a berth in the city finals.

Pox
Griz
Mip (SP1)
Night (SP2)
Sarge

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https://t.co/bpJOnZIDms

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@HRLTortugas This is elite content.

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We swept the @BlueWahoosHRL.

Gm 1: 2-0
Nightmare hit career HR #400 and everybody definitely remembered it. Mip outdueled Air Bud.

Gm 2: 7-4
Nightmare had career hit #1,000 and everybody for sure knew it. Griz hit 2 dongs.
Mippey and Smallpox were 💩.

Sarge did the book.

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Ah Nuts, we Wish we didn't have to play Antics tonight a player Short, Bud we'll Sea if beating them is still so easy a Caveman could do it.

Pox
Griz
Mip (SP1)
Night (SP2)

Doubtful: Sarge (injured wall twerking)

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In related news, Pork Buoy's mom has since been banned from all Hopkins fields.

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Tonight's make-up games vs. @HRLMets has been canceled due to wetness.

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Fun Sact:

Sarge had zero career SACs going into last night. He had two in the same game last night, including a walk-off SAC.

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2 W's ggs

(Am I doing this right, Griz?)