Hailey

[Hailey @hroovy]

Every time I quickly read the word applause I read it as applesauce and have to go back

[Hailey @hroovy]

@thumsuckr I forgot. Also u weren’t there it was a 1 on 1

[Hailey @hroovy]

Called out sick at work. Boss asked me if have Ligma.

[Hailey @hroovy]

@gibyeet Jinx

[Hailey @hroovy]

The day i know whether to buy fermented soy beans in chili oil, crispy chili in oil,spicy chili crisp, chili oil with black bean, hot chili sauce,or spicy paste in chili oil is the day I will know peace

[Hailey @hroovy]

@on1ychild we get it your mom likes 1 ply

[Hailey @hroovy]

noticing that me and all my friends’ apartments are one-ply households. let’s do better ladies, i’m serious, we can all change this

[Hailey @hroovy]

me on the corner in soho giving away samples of nicotine mints like an actual freakazoid…. pushin p i’m pushin p

[Hailey @hroovy]

my roommate won 500$ gambling and went straight to Abercrombie to drop a bag

[Hailey @hroovy]

when people r like my biggest security is my hands it’s like okay so some people really do just think they’re fully hot

[Hailey @hroovy]

is it weird to text someone because you’re sitting next to someone on the bus that smells like them… I did that just now

[Hailey @hroovy]

Washed AND dried my iphone 13 🥴🥴🥴 it still works🥹🥹🥹

[Hailey @hroovy]

Washed my AirPods ☹️☹️☹️☹️ they still work 😄😄😄😄

[Hailey @hroovy]

I feel like I look like if a man and a woman had a baby

[Hailey @hroovy]

friendly reminder to let it linger because its the season of being a fool for you

[Hailey @hroovy]

living at home is very much my mom begging me to call my doc for a new inhaler and me promising I just coughed bc I choked on my spit

[Hailey @hroovy]

take a shot every time u see lena dunhams yitties uh oh I am pronounced dead #girls

[Hailey @hroovy]

who would say such a thing!!

[rowan @ethereal_ro]

“barbie and ken are brother and sister right?”

[Hailey @hroovy]

being able to gleek on command is insane

[Hailey @hroovy]

@ethereal_ro you’ve been really learning a lot about geography

[Hailey @hroovy]

someone said they wouldn’t peg me as a vegetarian… not sure why their dietary restrictions would affect their desire to peg me???

[Hailey @hroovy]

that’s sooooo sussy baka