Hannah Ross

IL high school math teacher • Miami U grad • Cleveland native

[Hannah Ross @hrossboss]

Is it pretentious for my sole purchase at a bookstore to be a journal? It's like, "out of all the authors in the world, I choose MYSELF."

[Hannah Ross @hrossboss]

Really seems like Ash Wednesday falling on Valentine’s Day should have felt more Barbenheimer than it did

[Hannah Ross @hrossboss]

@andreaaalauren7 I don’t think you’ll have to, my faithful little steward!

[Hannah Ross @hrossboss]

Hey @LovesTravelStop: have you considered rebranding your dog parks as Puppy Love’s™️?

[Hannah Ross @hrossboss]

@dmaher95 Was her sacred oath a Goodreads Challenge?

[Hannah Ross @hrossboss]

if anyone knows of any karaoke bars that have All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor’s Version), please let me know thanks asking for a friend

[kelsey busscher-gould @_kgould]

normalize throwing showers for single people moving into their own place

the average age of first marriage is 27(f)/29(m) and ya know, most people need good knives before they can receive one as a gift at a patriarchal party thrown for them at age 27

[Hannah Ross @hrossboss]

@nellkristen @maddiemac24 I’ll laugh when you stop wearing that Michigan hoodie 🙄

[Hannah Ross @hrossboss]

UNOFFICIAL POLL: when you find errors (grammar, punctuation, et al.) while reading old journals, do you correct them?

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Just want to let you know that we hid Nicolas Cage in (39) of our lineup graphics last year.

We snuck it by you! You didn't even notice!

It's our greatest treasure.

Go on a scavenger hunt if you please. We will send master hunters a letter of congratulations.

[Hannah Ross @hrossboss]

"God, if I get to marry my crush, I'll name my son Jesus."
-@maddiemac24, after hearing the story of my mom telling God she would name me Hannah if He made me a girl

[Hannah Ross @hrossboss]

Honorable mentions: Donkey KONGA 2 (GameCube), Star Wars Racer (PC), The Game of Life (PC), Nintendogs (DS), WarioWare (DS), Yoshi’s Island (Super Nintendo), Mario Party 2 (N64)

[Hannah Ross @hrossboss]

1. MONKEY BALL (GameCube)
2. FUSION FRENZY (Xbox)
3. CRASH BANDICOOT: THE HUGE ADVENTURE (GameBoy Advance)
4. RUSH 2049 (Dreamcast)
5. DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION (PlayStation 2)
@timross14 @chris_ross @thatJonRoss @NateDeanRoss

[Jake Regal @jakeregal]

What were the five most important video games to you throughout your youth/teen years? No curating to look cool/interesting please

[Hannah Ross @hrossboss]

@_kgould @maddiemac24 it's true 😎 ask laureen

[Hannah Ross @hrossboss]

@NickKlohonatz I just so happened to watch Sorcerer’s Stone on the exact same day my co-workers discovered they could do this...I couldn’t NOT see it.

[Hannah Ross @hrossboss]

when your boomer co-workers realize they can change their backgrounds on a video call

[Hannah Ross @hrossboss]

“More has happened on their trip than in my entire life.”
-@maddiemac24, watching A Goofy Movie

[Hannah Ross @hrossboss]

#elearning #virtualteaching #onlinedating #datingapps #bumble #hinge #teachers #covid19

[Hannah Ross @hrossboss]

You know you’re a single teacher in a pandemic if you’ve had the thought, ‘I wish @RemindHQ had a built-in video call feature like @bumble does.’ (I obviously mean so I can conveniently help students with their homework. calm down.)

[Lyfe Illustration🦎🎨✨ @LydiaFenwick]

💚Painting Chameleon🦎🎨 Watch till the end, my son deserves it 😜 I’m trying hard to keep my anxiety and phobia of illness down, we just got officially locked down in California. Thank you all so much for supporting my work during this time, I can’t tell you how much it means 💗

[Hannah Ross @hrossboss]

@maddiemac24 I hear it’s good in margaritas