Helpless Romantics

A comedy podcast that examines the mysteries of Mystery the Pickup Artist and other dating shenanigans.

[Helpless Romantics @HRpod]

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[Sam LiButti @samlibutti]

I hate the idea heat level is so important for #hotsauce unless it’s like no heat at all 12 #scovilleunits baby shit that makes 52 year old white women go “oo too spicy” but taste like it was just made in the same room a chili pepper once was @hotonesgameshow #hotones

[Sam LiButti @samlibutti]

I would like to congratulate Gallagher 2, who today has finally upgraded to Gallagher 1

[Sam LiButti @samlibutti]

Daniel Jones’ topps card should be a picture of him shoving his shoulder pad back into his jersey after a sack #nfl #giants #nygiants

[Sam LiButti @samlibutti]

I feel like we’re going to see some worse than Jan 6th shit if Trump is hauled off in cuffs. Like a Dumbass 9/11. Driving two short buses into an Arbys.

[Sam LiButti @samlibutti]

BREAKING: #FBI Raids Trumps Safe and Confiscates All of His Bakugan

[Sam LiButti @samlibutti]

Fool. The real Mona Lisa is the #NFT of it in my #GameStop Wallet.

This physical copy is all but worthless.

[Sam LiButti @samlibutti]

As I clicked "purchase" on a $53 order for a Pee Wee Herman action figure and a Tony Soprano Tony Hawk parody t-shirt I realized in one succinct moment why my previous jobs felt like I didn't deserve to have more money.

[Sam LiButti @samlibutti]

#HappyEaster enjoy this #meme I made

[Helpless Romantics @HRpod]

Especially when the dude is like 1/3 your size

[Sam LiButti @samlibutti]

if you slap someone full force and not only do they not go down but they go right back to casually talking about documentaries, you have lost. #WillAndChris

[Sam LiButti @samlibutti]

Hey did you hear a few billionaires had a tiff at their golden statue ceremony they hold every year while the rest of us struggle to afford food and shelter.

[Sam LiButti @samlibutti]

I can't wait to slap the fuck out of David Allan Grier next year at the Webby's in defense of Larry David. #alopeciaawareness #Oscar

[Sam LiButti @samlibutti]

if you slap someone full force and not only do they not go down but they go right back to casually talking about documentaries, you have lost. #WillAndChris

[Sam LiButti @samlibutti]

Me: Sees a dollar bill on the ground
Me: looks like it’s my lucky day
John Quiñones: not so fast you piece of shit.

[Helpless Romantics @HRpod]

@drleiacain I bet youve brought up this random ass study thousands of times more than you’ve asked actual black adults what they think about this topic and you’ll never understand why that makes you kind of part of the problem no matter how well meaning you are.

[Helpless Romantics @HRpod]

@drleiacain What is your argument? Learning about the honest to god truth of the types of racist events discussed in tkam bums students out? Good. It should. We need to stare the atrocities of the world in the face and recognize they are real and understand that pain.

[Helpless Romantics @HRpod]

@drleiacain @Danjal7777 @CallaWalsh It SHOULD hurt to think about the reality of the types of events discussed in that book. The uncomfortable devastating truth of it is something so many have and do LIVE every day. I’m sorry but trying to shut down thinking about black pain because it’s a bummer is bullshit.

[Helpless Romantics @HRpod]

@drleiacain @Danjal7777 @CallaWalsh Also I call absolute bullshit on there being any kind of solid overwhelming scientific peer reviewed consensus that TKAM is harmful to students long term. You are a white woman advocating for white washing the racism of the past because it might bum out students.Think about that

[Helpless Romantics @HRpod]

@drleiacain @Danjal7777 @CallaWalsh Then by your own words doesn’t that mean that the supposed “harm” of reading tkam isn’t a major issue as on a whole there are so many positives to be had from understanding racism and it’s implications despite how uncomfortable what it is?

[Sam LiButti @samlibutti]

“lol these idiots don’t just TRUST SCIENCE” I said, and then turned on a podcast about #cryptids because I know in my heart there is a half man half pig.

[Helpless Romantics @HRpod]

@longbeachmike73 @GavinNewsom You say that as if that ultimately shouldn’t be the dream of what our society should strive for. A country so rich and so successful that we can afford to provide the basic needs of all citizens and all thrive together. Not to mention it’s not “free” we all pay taxes