Commissioner

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

Imagine President Harris taking $10 trillion out of the global stock markets in the first 80 days of her residency what the Fox News people would be doing right now!!!!

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

"I don't want a Disney vacation of our history! I don't a whitewashed history, I don't want a homogenized history. Tell me the wretched truth about America, because that speaks to our greatness" -- 20 hours into his speech, Cory Booker is spitting absolute 🔥

[Commissioner @hsgovteach]

Thanks for the glimmer of hope, @SenBooker .

[Commissioner @hsgovteach]

JFK. 22 Degrees. No coat.

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

Do it for her.

And her.

[Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸 @NickKnudsenUS]

Girl dads unite. #BlueWave2024

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Lilly Ledbetter never set out to be a trailblazer or a household name. She just wanted to be paid the same as a man for her hard work. But this grandmother from Alabama kept on fighting until the day I signed the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act into law – my first as president.

Lilly did what so many Americans before her have done: setting her sights high for herself and even higher for her children and grandchildren. Michelle and I are grateful for her advocacy and her friendship, and we send our love and prayers to her family and everyone who is continuing the fight that she began.

[Commissioner @hsgovteach]

Better get my financial house in order. I have some savings bonds to pay out soon.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

CARTOON OF THE DAY

(From @DCcartoonist)

[Ben Tietje still tweets 🐦 @Tietje]

“Do you have a flavor?”

La Croix: “I have the concept of a flavor.”

[Jeff Smith @JeffSmithMO]

Unlike most of America, I'm watching in a mixed crowd. The Republicans are looking for heavier drinks.

[🐢🐢🐢John Green🐢🐢🐢 @johngreen]

I am among those suing the state of Florida to end the state's unconstitutional and deeply unamerican banning of books. The removal of my books (and so many others) from hundreds of libraries is a despicable attack on intellectual freedom in the U.S. https://t.co/W3C2P0tE85

[Eric Turkewitz @Turkewitz]

With Harris and Walz we are about to enter apostrophe hell.

[Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸 @NickKnudsenUS]

Fair question.

[Ben Wexler @mrbenwexler]

JD VANCE, 2016: “He’s America’s Hitler.”
JD VANCE, 2024: “He’s America’s Hitler!”

[Jared Yates Sexton @JYSexton]

It’s incredible that, for over fifty years, people have been rocking Fortunate Son as a patriotic jam because of the born to wave the flag line and never once listened to the rest of the song.

[Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper]

Bruce Springsteen’s “Born In The U.S.A.” has jumped to #9 on the U.S. iTunes Song Chart, the 40th consecutive year of people not listening to the lyrics.