Holly

would probably absolutely rather be anywhere else

[Holly @hshenefield]

So now that it’s 2024, can we get automotive technology so I can have the heat on full blast on my feet but only at like two on my face?

[Holly @hshenefield]

fun little heads up: CVS photo kiosks won’t recognize that the risqué photos had been HIDDEN from your camera roll 🫶🏻On an unrelated note, the free blood pressure monitor the old dude behind me was using seems to work well

[Holly @hshenefield]

honestly it’s better for everyone involved if I stop and do the thing that just flashed through my brain in a micro second at the most inconvenient time possible because I will absolutely not remember to do it again

[Holly @hshenefield]

It’s 2023 why the FUCK can’t I use certain symbols to label a document????

[Holly @hshenefield]

POV: your friend is trying to set you up but knows how picky you are 🤭

[Holly @hshenefield]

Idc how much I struggle with my self-worth. I will never be the type of woman that’s willing to sabotage and tear down another female in an attempt to validate my own worth. Y’all are broken asf 🤧

[Holly @hshenefield]

My ego was rejected, but my soul was protected

[Holly @hshenefield]

It doesn’t make you happy, it contributes to your happiness.

[Holly @hshenefield]

@Margie_Kane @ABC21WPTA Tell me you don’t know this man, without telling me you don’t know this man 🫣 he’s been ensuring his ultimate demise for decades now

[Holly @hshenefield]

Why does the Lowe’s in Warsaw, IN have more restroom stalls than any public event I’ve ever attended? What kind of crowds are we expecting here?

[Holly @hshenefield]

You know that man loves you when he lets you take his new truck the first day he buys it 🥰

[Holly @hshenefield]

Tattoos are not an open invitation to touch strangers???

[Holly @hshenefield]

If you die and you’re from the Midwest, the flash you see before you die is just a montage of all the times you got stuck waiting on a train

[Holly @hshenefield]

A lady at Walmart told @BobbyKline89 that I have a “sweet ass” so yea I’m having a pretty good day

[Holly @hshenefield]

Heat advisory? Me and my iron deficiency don’t know her

[Holly @hshenefield]

@BobbyKline89 very obviously ran a red light, immediately got pulled over by ISP, has two months past expired plates, and got a warning.. 🙄 yes he also currently playing “Damn It Feels Good to be a Gangster” the rest of the drive home 🫡👍🏼

[Holly @hshenefield]

One thing about me…is I’m always going to bring a sweater #highanxiety #lowiron

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

babe, are you okay? You’ve barely played Bring Me The Horizon’s “Suicide Season” on the Hello Kitty boombox

[Holly @hshenefield]

Sorry guys.. I think it got cold again because I washed and put away all my winter coats 🥴

[Holly @hshenefield]

@igottimetoday33 got a home phone and number and is BLOWING all these kids minds 🤣😭☎️📞📠 #wealloldashell