Hayden Stoub

Tall Blonde Americano | Scientist & Composer | MSU | RTP |
never arbitrary; frequently capricious

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

It is the official position of the Catholic Church that the sport is called Soccer. Total cultural victory achieved. 🇺🇸

[Hayden Stoub @HStoub]

This man is the Tocqueville of our time 🇺🇸🤝🇩🇪

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

WE‘RE GOING TO THE WORLD CUP!!!!

[Hayden Stoub @HStoub]

You do not know how much joy this brings me that the world is coming to the US and absolutely having a blast!

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Currently tubing down Chattahoochee River🌊

[Andrew Dunn @andrew_dunn]

You can support N.C. public schools while also holding them accountable and challenging them to do better.

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

Like honestly "it's going to take us several weeks to tell you who won the election" is failed state shit and should be much more stigmatized.

[Hayden Stoub @HStoub]

@AjitPai How can she have died a second time when we're already all dead from net neutrality-related causes???

[Sarah Isgur @whignewtons]

Annnnd everyone on this website has forgotten that 2 yrs ago SCOTUS *unanimously* rejected a mifepristone challenge by TX. Thus proving my point that the “big cases” are defined by whether they’re 6-3. If unanimous, everyone memory holes them bc they don’t fit the narrative.

[Hayden Stoub @HStoub]

Great things happening here in North Carolina's Research Triangle!

[iOrganBio @iOrganBio]

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[Hayden Stoub @HStoub]

If you think department meetings and faculty senates are where the rubber hits the road at universities, I've got some oceanfront property in Arizona to sell you.

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

anyone who says "academia went far left" has spent little time at a university department meeting or senate.

in fact, anyone who says "academia" isn't on any university payroll.

[Hayden Stoub @HStoub]

If proportionally as many Spartan undergraduates achieved a 4.0 as did at Hillsdale, that number would be closer to 50, not 350.

[Hayden Stoub @HStoub]

It's posts like these that have always highlighted the difference between where I went to school and where my sister went.

[MSU College of Natural Science @MSUNatSci]

315 @MichiganStateU graduates accomplished something many students dream of: a perfect college GPA.

See the list here: https://t.co/V9td6mZvbm

[Hayden Stoub @HStoub]

It was always accompanied by a cheeky comment about how the 4.0 valedictorian "somehow got through the system". But the reality was that the jest was always underpinned by a profound sense of accomplishment.

[Hayden Stoub @HStoub]

@BobbyBorkIII How many to get you into the SG office 🤔

[Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil]

Paul Ehrlich provides us with staggeringly certain, practically dispositive evidence that peer review allows basic, critical mistakes to be published with the imprimatur of the establishment.

[Margaret Thatcher @realmrsthatcher]

I seem to smell the stench of appeasement in the air—the rather nauseating stench of appeasement.

[Sean Davis @seanmdav]

This is what China has been doing to U.S. companies for decades.

[mgpi @SYNESTHEIZURE]

teaching degrees might be more justifiable if education departments were not liable to fall for every pop psychology scam that crosses their path.

[Analytic Valley Girl Chris @ChrisExpTheNews]

I was using ChatGPT for legal advice and it decided to completely hallucinate some preposterous nonsense about how growing wheat to use on my own farm somehow constitutes interstate commerce