Hale

you had me at salami

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My favorite nail to paint has to be either my thumb or my middle finger you know what I mean

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baked beans? gross but delicious too you know what I mean

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you fuckers have me so stressed about a mf toilet paper shortage ugh

[cheyenne ꕤ @cheylikemagic]

festivals: cancelled
nba: cancelled
my work: see you tomorrow

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You ever dated a boy with a Barb mom? I have

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the same bitches who gather around the gate prior to boarding are the same ones standing as soon as the plane lands ok

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do u know how pale I am

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It’s been four days and I’m still thinking about the Taylor Swift thingy on Netflix

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I AM SORE FROM SLEEPING BECAUSE I PRIORITIZE MY FUCKING DOGS COMFORT OVER MY OWN

[D @Dino_cochino]

The poet. The poem.

[Nebuchadn’EZE @obioguh1]

i act like I’m okay but deep down I wish I was stormi

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@kacetaluch Bro idk that’s blasphemy

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I enjoy Almond Joys now and that means I am an adult

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@kacetaluch all of my ex boyfriends got married after they broke up with me

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@kacetaluch Played in the girls golf state championship three years in a row in high school

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@kacetaluch Bro

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oh, tea

[hope @hopewaidley]

and i hope this next year you run to what fills your heart and run away from what drains it

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@BlavannahKelly @alyssa_schoener Bro I should do this, I have quite a few contenders