Dave Bermosk

[Hit The Lights @HTLband]

#Monday

[Dave Bermosk @htldave]

Hatchet and Faygo Juggling Juggalos. Think about it.

[Dave Bermosk @htldave]

@jorbador I was there and I was a black box.

[Dave Bermosk @htldave]

Sitting in my car at an AutoZone waiting for a tow truck and singing the O'reillys Auto Parts jingle.

[Dave Bermosk @htldave]

@RossyBearr I couldn't agree more except we'll see how cold winter gets this season. Are you still here?

[Dave Bermosk @htldave]

Grey's Anatomy would be hilarious if you muted out all of the dialogue and just listened to the goofy ass background music.

[Dave Bermosk @htldave]

@AmericanAir do you guys have any planes that work? You took my money but can't get me home.

[Dave Bermosk @htldave]

@AmericanAir I was told I would receive compensation for problems I experienced, then told to email customer service when I inquired.

[Dave Bermosk @htldave]

@AmericanAir is the worst airline I have flown in my 15 years of flying.

[Dave Bermosk @htldave]

Last night 🚐.... 🏨 🚐 🍣 🍺 🍻....🚐 🏨 🚔🚔🚶..👮 🏃🏼 🔫 👮 🔫 🙈 😵 💩💀 ⚰ The End 😴

[Dave Bermosk @htldave]

"He was so behind the times that he was actually ahead of them." Same.

[Dave Bermosk @htldave]

@joustingcastles "because I don't want to be disrespectful."

[Dave Bermosk @htldave]

What if Making a Murder intro was set to the Game of Thrones theme song.

[Dave Bermosk @htldave]

@coriamore I remember that plate. Travis threw up on that plate when he accidentally set the porch on fire.

[Dave Bermosk @htldave]

Pets would eat your eye balls right out of your skull if they could and probably will if you die unattended around them. 😺🐶

[Dave Bermosk @htldave]

Snatchchap

[Dave Bermosk @htldave]

There is no way that any 90's alt rock would have flown at radio in any other decade.

[Dave Bermosk @htldave]

It's been a pleasure playing to sold out crowds.. of sandwiches... in my mouth at Hoagiefest this year. Thanks @Wawa

[Dave Bermosk @htldave]

"I had some dreams they were clowns in my coffee, clowns in my coffee, and..."

[Dave Bermosk @htldave]

@joustingcastles this new Sriracha Rockstar energy drink is great 👍👍