Jordan Garrett ☾

life, liberty, and the pursuit of band tees • she/her • James 4: 11-12 ☮️

[Jordan Garrett ☾ @jorbador]

If I hadn’t gone to college I’d have enough money to move out of my parents’ house, but because I got an education I have to wait several extra years to begin my own life. Thanks, America.

[Jordan Garrett ☾ @jorbador]

@HTLband Well it’s ABOUT DAMN TIME Rishi brought yinz back into the main lineup🙄🙌🏼

[Hit The Lights @HTLband]

Pittsburgh! We are SO back. We’re ripping Four Chord Music Festival this September and it’s about to be a party 🤘

Tickets on sale NOW

https://t.co/lGGEiOtFOd

SEE YOU THERE!

[Jordan Garrett ☾ @jorbador]

The song on the current @katespadeny commercial is SO PAINFULLY AWFUL I scream and either mute the ad or change the video at warp speed every single time. It is SO BAD.

[BreakThrough News @BTnewsroom]

BREAKING: The Trump administration has begun an illegal bombing campaign of Caracas, Venezuela, striking various parts of the city.

[Jordan Garrett ☾ @jorbador]

FUCK @Apple for automatically changing the transitions at the end of songs to blend everything together like a bunch of 4 year olds banging on instruments in an echoing room 😤

[Kuba 🇵🇱🇵🇸 @anietotylkoja]

The same witches scrolling through Twitter right now:

[Jordan Garrett ☾ @jorbador]

@CodyHar22575356 @nolen_powell @mask_bastard @queenie4rmnola I’m a woman and you’re the one I’m laughing at

[Jordan Garrett ☾ @jorbador]

I love this band more than I love myself😭😭😭😭

[Hit The Lights @HTLband]

It’s been a minute 🙏🏼

[Autumn 🍁🍉✨ @mizzoumalek23]

Bonus map:

2024 if everyone expect non-college educated whites could vote

And this really just shows how utterly reliant Trump and the GOP are on that voting bloc

[Jordan Garrett ☾ @jorbador]

NFL Red Zone, for the LOVE OF GOD, MUTE THE OTHER ANNOUNCERS OF THE GAMES YOU JUMP INTO.

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

Trump signs American flag, violates flag code on 9/11

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

“Why did they fact check Trump more than Harris?” is high performance level dumb. It’s like looking into a mirror and asking why there’s suddenly another person in the bathroom

[Justin Wolfers @JustinWolfers]

Perhaps men are too emotional to be President.

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

I’m sorry but the richest man on the planet casually telling a woman he’s not dating that he’s going to put a baby in her is so skin crawlingly creepy I don’t know where to start

[Jordan Garrett ☾ @jorbador]

@AmandaDimig @JarettSays Who the fuck doesn’t want to be called a cat lady that’s some boomer shit lmfao

[Jordan Garrett ☾ @jorbador]

@AmandaDimig @JarettSays If we’re talking about the actual type of pussy he grabbed, trust me, most would rather be eaten (with consent)😌

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

“Donald Trump was fired by 81 million people and clearly he’s having a very difficult time processing that”

She just killed him.

[xannie @juiceswrId]

imagine trump getting shot and his security yells “donald duck”

[Jordan Garrett ☾ @jorbador]

Welp, Percy Jackson fuckin sucked