nick

@houstonrockets @astros @tblightning @kentuckymbb @ukfootball @xflroughnecks

[big ounce @_bigounce]

Trevor Lawrence has 1 passing TD in his last 3 games vs the Texans.

[nick @htown56566]

this tweet just sums up inner city louisville education 😂

[Grand Regent Rob 😈 @RobGrandRegent]

Kentucky got their biggest win in their recent memory and STILL couldn’t get more views than their big brother lmao it’s levels to this fr 💀

[Will Kunkel @WillKunkelV]

Texans S Calen Bullock on Houston’s defense vs Titans.

🗣️“No offense, it was Tennessee. So, we were supposed to go out there and dominate.”

🗣️“This is the real test this week.”

He’s correct.

[Degen CPA @drewvento]

Score board buddy

[KFC @KFChristian_]

Sorry man I can’t hear you from up here, can you say it a little louder?

[NFL @NFL]

The 2025 MVP is leading the way in 2026 📊

[Walter Blanco @m_709_j]

Bitch ass. Will and Danielle get held literally every fking play. I think it’s been flagged twice. Cry harder

[Tom Pelissero @TomPelissero]

Texans DB Jalen Pitre suffered an AC joint sprain Sunday and is considered week-to-week, per source.

Good news overall for one of Houston's standouts, who avoided a major injury.

[Max Loeb @loebsleads]

Best Run Defenses through 5 Weeks, by YPG Allowed:

1. Jacksonville Jaguars - 63.8 YPG
2. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - 72.8 YPG
3. Houston Texans - 78.4 YPG
4. Atlanta Falcons - 80.2 YPG
5. Minnesota Vikings - 86.6 YPG

[PFF @PFF]

NFL sack leaders through Week 5

Will Anderson Jr. 7.5
Greg Rousseau 6.0
Dallas Turner 5.5
DJ Wonnum 5.0
David Bailey 5.0

[nick @htown56566]

@NFLunhinged stroud throws the most riskiest throws league wide. stfu😂😂😂

[William Newbern @willsportz_]

Fun fact of the day.

CJ Stroud has 3x more playoff wins than Trevor Lawrence!!!

[nick @htown56566]

@SharkbaitCBTX @NFLunhinged he's real quiet now😂 only argument is "i watch him he sucks"🤣🤣

[nick @htown56566]

dudes a fucking loser. take this L bitch

[Houston Stressans @TexansCommenter]

Jeffery Simmons on the Titans defense vs the Texans:

“2nd half we gave up two TDs & quite frankly, 1 of em for sure. There’s a lot of holdings out there against us, but we didn’t get the holding call on the one that CJ scrambled. Right there in the refs face & he didn’t call it. But gotta live with it, everyone has a job & I think we would’ve got that call I don’t think that would’ve been a touchdown because it’s right there in his face like I said but, that first half we gave up 12 points, it was all off field goals, sudden change.”

[🤴🏽 @R0cketMan2K]

Jags fans celebrated

Tabk getting shot
Tank knee exploding
CJ getting concussed and called it karma

But yea Texans fans are trash

[Edd @Edd230]

Damn bro my demon really got his swagger back dawg😭😭 H7M

[Alex Rollins @AlexRollinsNFL]

CJ Stroud is 5th in passing yards, has 6 TD and 0 INT, and is 3rd in ADOT all with chopped cheese (outside of Nico Collins)

Respect to Stroud for battling through all the adversity

[Jacob Gibbs @jagibbs_23]

C.J. Stroud - games producing 200+ catchable air yards:

2023 - 5 of 15
2024 - 2 of 17
2025 - 1 of 14
2026 - 5 of 5

[nick @htown56566]

@NFLunhinged own ur shitty franchise 🤣🤣

[Stick to the Model @StickToTheModel]

Who’s your daddy?