savannah🦂🖤

[Black cats are not bad luck @blackscats]

All I need is my cat

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

WHY IS SLEEPING AT NIGHT REALLY HARD BUT SLEEPING IN THE MORNING IS LIKE DRIFTING AWAY ON A SOFT FLUFFY CLOUD WHILE ADELE SINGS YOU A LULLABY ??

[. @24by7_Chiraku]

suprisingly I am able to understand what he might had gone through by just looking at how calm he is

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

can the dentist tell how many times i’ve put a gun in my mouth

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Atomic veterans describe what nukes feel like

“When the flash hit you, you could see the X-rays of your hand through your closed eyes.”

“If I was looking at you now I would see all your bones, the blood vessels and everything.”

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

His name is Alex Jeffrey Pretti. He was 37 years old.
He was a licensed nurse.
He was recording ICE and defending a female protester from their aggression.

And they executed him.

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

i really cannot be friends with picky eaters because it somehow always correlates to bigger problems and character flaws

[𝒶rα˚˖𓍢ִ໋ @yslmammi]

I'm getting to the age where I don't like when y'all make fun of people who are just being themselves & minding their own business. That's real ugly to me.

[Sugar @strawiberi]

cosmic brownie bat

[Vizconde Martín ‘Petón’ de Valdunquillo @LawrenceLlaneza]

"WELCOME TO MY HUSBAND'S MEMORIAL"

[ariana grande gifs @vodolove]

ariana: “i think everyone in this room is VERY strong”

penn: “you don’t know them” 😭

[selinam @bennynotblanco]

rich people pretending to be poor will always piss me off

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Please don’t talk to me about ChatGPT or Love Island or Morgan Wallen or protein pasta. I will start getting scared

[mr clitbull @mrclitbull]

im coming over and you better have that loud as fuck fan on

[karlita 🎭 @youreekofweed]

how i dress with a full face of makeup on

[chase @_chase_____]

it’s soo important to ask yourself challenging questions like “should i eat dinner before i shower or after??” and ultimately become so paralyzed by indecision that it becomes too late to do either

[alice ✦ @bleubanistrs]

daily reminder that ariana dated luigi mangione before he was famous 💕💕

[ian @ianisuglyyy]

@dxckiii garden salsa is the best chip to ever exist