floda🪐

♏︎ she/black

[es @078615s]

that random period in life where u rediscover butter on bread

[erin chack @ErinChack]

My date of birth feels like a celebrity to me. Whenever I see it written somewhere random, like on a movie poster or a milk carton, I'm like omg there she is! Ugh, she looks great :)

[floda🪐 @httpmallah]

3 weeks at my new corporate job and i already have white fatigue.

[badass cutie back again @lilcosmicowgirl]

5 steps to attract misfortune as a woman

1. looking forward to a man’s texts
2. Believing men
3. Feeling sorry for men
4. Forgiving men
5. Spending money on men

#chinesewisdom

[Qira 🎀 @Qi_ra997]

Energy I need

[🇻🇨Dr.CoconutCrescendo🥥🎶 @TheMizzCandy]

We have to stop using people’s moments of joy to bring up our own misery. It comes off as hateful, it shifts the convo from whatever they’re celebrating to whatever you’re complaining about, and it’s just overall thoughtless

[key 🕷️ @keyonamathis1]

see how fast the weather changed? that’s how fast a nigga will change on u too #staywoke

[m @snflwrgld]

i was on her side even when i thought she just did that randomly

[bri 😝 @buzzballbri]

she’s so freaking crazy bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[mami @_theerealmulaa]

please apple not today this my popeyes money

[floda🪐 @httpmallah]

if i take her home to my granny yeaaaa

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Happy 25th birthday to the talented Caleb McLaughlin.

[J. Jewlz Jameson📰🗞️ ☆⋆𖦹°‧★ @utterlyjewlz]

accepting the fact that everyone also includes yourself💔

[🗝️ @DiaryOfKeysus]

this is like watching the mona lisa get painted

[floda🪐 @httpmallah]

wait hol-

[adelyonce 𓆌 @chapellyonce]

This song is pure trash. I can’t stand it and she can’t even sing it live like girl. How dare they compare that Khia to Beyonce

[yafah @pressprintbaby]

my bih pose is nastyyyy!!!

[floda🪐 @httpmallah]

not esther retweeted my shit ladies let’s get our make up done!!

[PBE💋 @paintedbyesthr]

@httpmallah 🤪🩷🩷🩷🩷

[floda🪐 @httpmallah]

@paintedbyesthr BITCH I LOVE YOUUUUUU

[floda🪐 @httpmallah]

still not over this like she gagged the timeline. literally was in shock when i saw lol

[PBE💋 @paintedbyesthr]

Destiny’s Fulfilled 🥹 Makeup by me on the beautiful Michelle Williams🩷 #3for3