William Hubbard

Kids want to be me when they grow up.

[William Hubbard @hubbarwj]

What were the @AtlantaFalcons thinking? Arthur really Blanked on that one #NFLDraft2024 #NFLDraft

[William Hubbard @hubbarwj]

@mark_a_phelps Dude we are almost 40. Are we really millennials?

[William Hubbard @hubbarwj]

Cause when the brains are good, the rest don’t matter.

[William Hubbard @hubbarwj]

My age is somewhere between let’s meet up for a drink and I think I threw my back out standing at the stove this morning

[William Hubbard @hubbarwj]

Everyone thinking #FastAndFurious franchise is fake obviously never saw Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock jump a city bus over a 50 foot gap in the highway with virtually no ramp

[William Hubbard @hubbarwj]

Told @amazon Alexa to play Mike Jones. She said who?

[William Hubbard @hubbarwj]

Got me a Daigle on Sunday, Dutton on Monday.

[William Hubbard @hubbarwj]

Technically, life is about the number of breaths you take

[William Hubbard @hubbarwj]

Imagine @BroncoSportsFB trying to convince guys in the transfer portal that the grass is greener on the other side..

[JMU Football @JMUFootball]

A rivalry renewed.

#GoDukes

[William Hubbard @hubbarwj]

Maybe it really is @Maybelline

[William Hubbard @hubbarwj]

Turns out I do not in fact got broads in Atlanta 🤷‍♂️

[William Hubbard @hubbarwj]

Just over here dying to make a livin

[William Hubbard @hubbarwj]

@mark_a_phelps Sucks to be wanted so badly, huh?

[William Hubbard @hubbarwj]

After 38 years I’m still certain I prefer sleeping with no sheets for weeks over taking 5 min to make the bed

[William Hubbard @hubbarwj]

Yolo? False. You only DIE once. You have the opportunity to live every day. So as Andy would say, you better get busy living, or get busy dying.

[William Hubbard @hubbarwj]

Man remember when random formula used to just show up in the mail when you were having a baby, but then it wasn’t the right kind so you just threw it away? Imagine doing that now 😯

[William Hubbard @hubbarwj]

I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

[William Hubbard @hubbarwj]

You can’t expect a life of roses without encountering a few thorns