Me breaking the stereotype of autistic people avoiding eye contact by making sure to give everyone at least several consecutive seconds of the sort of bug eyed stare you see from a shelter dog with severe paranoia:
They had us do this as an ice breaker in one of my 10th grade classes and I turned to the boy next to me and told him "Did you know blue eyes are a trait of incest?" I still don't know what my goal was with that. He was a good friend of mine.
I'VE WANTED TO KILL PEOPLE WHO FELT "MATERNAL" FOR CLAVICULAR SINCE I FOUND OUT WHO HE WAS!!!! AND EVERYBODY WAS TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I WAS LOSING MY MIND!!!!!!
I am torn because I really just wish we were all a little kinder and a little more gentle with each other BUT I also hate everybody and everybody annoys me