Hud

[tayla ꩜ @chaoticweevil]

the license plates are speaking to me

[frye @___frye]

has RFK tried just coughing really hard

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

I totally dominated you at the museum dude. Pondered every piece for a couple seconds longer. Scratched my chin with more curiosity.

[horse @horseimage]

horse lying down in stall struggling to sleep waking up switching positions frequently insomnia and late night thoughts

[McFredesque 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @FredTaming]

[reading a book in first person] i dont remember doing any of this

[Andyy @fw_andyyy]

i'm so high at home depot rn, and i have to ask where the hose at and i know ima laugh when i do.

[slick @dlicj]

my neighbor just told me about an alien sighting he had that was just a regular southwest boeing 737 in the sky but he said he could see into the cockpit with binoculars and there was an alien flying it

[Jack’s Picks @Jack__W__Picks]

Let’s go to Gene Steratore who has no idea what’s going on

[Alshon Jeffery the third (Rick) @burritolov3r69]

This miller lite of mine, I’m gonna let it shine

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

Sorry I can’t come my clothes look stupid on me

[q _ q @quipflops]

call em claymation the way theyre trying to Stop my Motion

[B ☁️ @brendafarro]

Hi

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

(Spotting a stranger at the gym) You can’t do it. It’s too heavy. It’s impossible

[Miss Ally @MissAlly_01]

I run every day for 20 minutes & if I miss a day, I add 20 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow, I'm supposed to run for 4 months.

[victryena 🪾 @victryena]

i am a coworker 20 years your senior and this is my reply all to a company wide email

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

Sometimes the pencil led that’s been stuck in my arm since elementary school tells me to do bad things

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Why do we fall?
So we can learn to pick ourselves up.
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