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[Hudley99🇪🇺 @Hudley99]

@gluestickgal 🙄

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Widespread chaos across UK as people arrive at work meetings armed with cheese, wine, 15 other people and a baby.

[Jess Phillips @jessphillips]

I see why Government didn't want to put anyone on media yesterday, as today we are at "we were in Salisbury to see the beautiful spire." level of convincing.

[Grace Dent @gracedent]

low-key campaign for national anthem to be replaced with Pure by The Lightning Seeds. sign here.

[Dick and Dom @dickndom]

Top lad, best mate, utter legend!!!! 45 today! @neworder cake!!!!!

[Billy Monger @BillyMonger]

Work hard, recover harder 💪🏼🥵 @fulfil #LifesWonderfuel #Ad

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Downing Street post this morning; must be Father’s Day…

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

Anyone else collecting Panini stickers? I got three Chicken Pesto in one pack

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Here is my full manifesto for London. Can any other candidate beat this? No chance! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount

[BBC Politics @BBCPolitics]

Jess Phillips MP reads the names of the women killed in the UK in the last year, where a man has been convicted or charged as the main perpetrator

It takes her more than four minutes

https://t.co/LV5vCq3GoA

[David Flatman @davidflatman]

Can referees be subbed?

[Jamel.Carly @JamelCarly]

Let’s start calling a spade a spade England 👀

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

While I appreciate this lockdown is bad news for a lot of people, it feels particularly harsh on those of us who are forced to share a house with Boris Johnson.

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

I’d rather have a burgundy coloured EU passport that gives unrestricted freedom of movement to live, work, study and travel around 27 other countries than a blue coloured UK passport that doesn’t offer these freedoms. Please retweet if you agree.

[Ely Markets @ElyMarkets]

During lockdown Ely Markets will remain open for essentials only. In line with the government restrictions this will include fruit, vegetables, meat, fish, bread and other produce – plus takeaway food and drinks. Please follow social distancing and leave the Market Place promptly

[Hugh Grant @HackedOffHugh]

The theft. The corruption. Fathomless.

[Gareth wright @lardinlycra]

Sadly it comes as no surprise to see the name of @lucyfrazermp, barrister, QC, Minister for Prisons, on the list of those #MP's that voted to break the law! #ToryLawBreakers #ToryLiars

[Pam Ayres MBE @PamAyres]

In my nightmare dreams I cark it,
Mugged! And at the supermarket!
Downed I was, by thugs in hoods,
Who made off with
me basic goods.