John Johnson

Cape Cod Community College ‘98 | 3x bee sting survivor | First guy in last guy out | 6’5” 245 lbs.

[John Johnson @hugejohnjohnson]

It will go down in history #Pigeondoctor

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Not the only white monster she’s getting tonight

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@hazardpounder I like that you seem a little autistic. Have a great night Hazard

[Hugh “The Wrench” Janus MBA @glizzy__goblin_]

I don’t even get horny anymore… just sad

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@B1TuckerCarlson Correct verdict. One less criminal on the street!

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Just played 18, Karmelo Anthony guilty of murder, ribeye on the grill for tonight.

This is America 🇺🇸

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@snakeollbroker Are you charging your phone through an adapter

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Testing out this whole “unemployment” thing. #chud

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@JohnJohnsonfans ???

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Am I cool now guys I TJ Maxxed

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About to have 8-10 beers at the wife’s family function. Any tips/recommendations?

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Thank you Air France for installing a live feed camera on my flight home! This rocks. #boner

[Bradford Winchester IV @BWinchesterIV]

Wow huge if true

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@6beerdinner Genuinely hasn’t been relevant since like 2018

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@timantolick @TheNFLDrop @AdamSchefter Retard😭 had this shit bookmarked. We will take care of him don’t worry.

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@BenjCobb Happy feet ass nigga

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Looking like a retarded kid with an iPad while I scroll laughing at twitter in public

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@thehooob Return of the whale

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@greenjudge496 Bowl shape looks like @NancyParker7103 ‘s head

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Contested shot. #lebron

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@NathanH45454183 @PamelaHensley22 Abdul Carter should be forced to apologize then too. You don’t air out a teammate like that

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@Desert_HighKing @YIMBYman Sounds good. Never come back.