clinical anomaly

[clinical anomaly @hugewarpedtoe]

@veebeepriv lol

[clinical anomaly @hugewarpedtoe]

jasmine is the way she is because she’s born and raised in dubai and we been knew khaleeji’s move mad weird and entitled

[clinical anomaly @hugewarpedtoe]

@hanavrose AHWIWOEHWHAHAH

[clinical anomaly @hugewarpedtoe]

i need the producers to let them start drinking again cause they’re all being too sensible and i’m bored
#loveislanduk

[clinical anomaly @hugewarpedtoe]

@MarkHayward24 shut up

[clinical anomaly @hugewarpedtoe]

Once i was talking to this guy and I told him my favourite car and he referenced the pinterest post i got it from…I’ve never been read harder in my life

[lexa @babygoesaway]

the party ended two years ago and i’m STILL here

[raebit🍒 @cujohtena]

being told to get a job on twitter like i’m not arguing on my lunch break

[clinical anomaly @hugewarpedtoe]

next person to mention cottage cheese gets shot

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

No like I’ll deadass start getting emotional talking abt this 😭

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Coworker and I are in the same Google Doc at 10:22pm

[🥷🏿 @kftwt]

i don’t believe london zoo exists. i’ve been to regent’s park many times and ive never heard animal sounds, nor have I seen the zoo

[big ceo @korysverse]

his big ass going to hell

[clinical anomaly @hugewarpedtoe]

nothing beats the community service of ur local bossman giving something to you for free because it doesn’t meet the minimum spend

[clinical anomaly @hugewarpedtoe]

I met her she was annoying

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

She’s a particular brand of white woman I dislike very much.

[clinical anomaly @hugewarpedtoe]

my ex situationship (failed film student) has a link in his bio that says ‘email for business enquiries’ and i’m really feeling that judas level temptation right now

[clinical anomaly @hugewarpedtoe]

i don’t think we talk about https://t.co/HO873cn2Pi enough tbh

[Alyia @lemonhead__girl]

Listening to blood orange and crying on the bus at 10am

[clinical anomaly @hugewarpedtoe]

he looks like harry styles and timothee chalamet at the same time

[rosie @uchicide]

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