Danielle

i’m literally always correct

[Danielle @hugmealan]

@Channel5iveNews i’m crying why is this written in the notes app

[Danielle @hugmealan]

if you associate the word maam with you being old that’s something you gotta work through yourself

[God’s baby @sincere_worm]

if you’re going to address strangers using gendered terms call women MISS not MA’AM!!!!!!!! i will die on this fucking hill

[Danielle @hugmealan]

not quite yours

[Miami Hurricanes @MiamiHurricanes]

The lights are ON at our house 😉
See YOU at Hard Rock on Thursday 🙌

[Danielle @hugmealan]

the curse at doak is equal opportunity. u must be pure of heart to avoid it

[mobnole @mobnole2]

If we start losing turn that shit off again

[Danielle @hugmealan]

relying entirely on acc refs and their judgement for the fsu game

[rofl, Esq. @NightmareAlt]

Mike Norvell before the FSU-SMU game

[Danielle @hugmealan]

jesus man i’ll handle it give me 5 minutes
#fsufootball

[Wendigoon @Wendigoon8]

Dolly was born in East Tennessee and used her success to make it better. So much money from her attractions and fame came into our mountain communities and was put into schools and infrastructure. She made the Imagination Library to help childhood literacy in Appalachia. Every month since our daughter was born, the library has sent her a book with a note from Dolly encouraging her to be proud of where she’s from and to learn the importance of the stories that built us. Her husband passed last year and she spoke of being reunited with him. I’m glad heaven is a little sweeter, and sings a little better for it. Rest in peace to the Queen of Appalachia, Jolene could never.

[Toby 🛩️ @303SnowWolf]

These idiots don’t even merge, they just roll down the on ramp at 30mph and look at traffic like this

[Deterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻 @NxtDeterio]

alchohol takes the autism away however weed instead hones the autism

[Erik Uebelacker @Uebey]

Luigi continues: "Unlike my previous interactions with insurers, I received an immediate response within an hour."

[Danielle @hugmealan]

it would take way longer then 2 hours to smoke him

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Me 2 hours after ET wanders into my backyard

[Danielle @hugmealan]

@laracroftbarbie we should give janet a cattle prod next time

[Danielle @hugmealan]

i wish stupid people weren’t allowed to speak. let’s research what shock is before implicating a young woman in the brutal murder of her friends. FREAK

[Black MagIIc @jovie2fresh]

Watching the Idaho Murders doc on Netflix and immediately what’s weird to me is the first 911 callers talking about they don’t know what’s going on and why their friend won’t wake up like…. She’s not covered in blood with puncture wounds???

[Danielle @hugmealan]

@orchid_hq my loser fucking boyfriend can’t do SHIT!!!!!!!!! AI SAVE ME

[Danielle @hugmealan]

why is shark week all AI now i’m gonna blow my shit smooth off

[Danielle @hugmealan]

@Lizzurr no, and advocating for anyone under the age of 18 to be reported for trying to get an abortion is insane

[Danielle @hugmealan]

@GhostGat0r breaking: twitter user discovers flash

[Danielle @hugmealan]

it would genuinely be social suicide to steal the money at this point. there’s no point in even asking because you can either get 100k one time and have the entire planet hate you or split it and make the 50k back in ur post villa sponsorships

[joni 𓆩♡𓆪 @sosxctrl]

wait did they even do the thing where they decide to split the money??? i was skipping down😭😭