@jhamlett@SpiritAirlines The header font choice for their *safety information* says it all. (We were on the same flight, the next day... hugely overbooked but we made it home.) Enjoy your extended stay!
Today’s lesson… if you plan to get holiday cards printed at Costco and registration matters, just plan to trim them yourself. They’re not big on centering. #perfectCardFor2020
When you’re forced to cut tulips due to an impending hard frost and find yourself with a red & white bouquet — on Commencement day! Good luck to #uwgrad Class of 2020! https://t.co/jXorzB3n1n
Just let my housebound kids out loose in the yard, where they are bouncing and screaming. I think the construction workers who have been hammering next to us FOR DAYS are actually annoyed. #fair
Before you call 911, consider:
✅ Can I get myself to a clinic?
✅ Can a friend or family member take me?
✅ Do I need rapid transport to the ER?
Don’t hesitate to call 911 if you need to, but do help us reserve our EMS resources for those who truly need them.
And on the 23rd year of sending Christmas cards, both the mail merge and the envelope orientation worked as expected, on the first try. #trueChristmasMiracle
Farewell, my beloved 'small wheat veg sub, LTS, double provolone', Matt's 00 flour, and the kind staff there. A big neighborhood loss. #frabonis https://t.co/7xLt2pCccD