humanKimberly

Dystopian writer because it’s cheaper than therapy. Geek extraordinaire. Human. The best version of me so far. PhD student @ Salve in Culture & Technology

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You know you’re desensitized when you see a guy with no pants, walking down the center of a 4 lane highway, carrying an ax in each hand and all you think is, “Interesting.”

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@jotunrunner So true.

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I wrote a novel and I want to publish it on Amazon but it needs to be proof read. Unfortunately, I can’t afford it. I know…I know…please feel free to ignore this if you want, I hate myself for even posting it.
https://t.co/elMFSch38z

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@jotunrunner I’ve tried that. It does work. They’ll read it and say it’s good but won’t proofread it.

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@ACOOLOG I need money to professionally proof read my novel so I can publish it or a literary agent…
I had cancer, then I had move to Georgia, then new tires, and my son needed braces (no really he NEEDED braces).
COVID lockdown didn’t help.

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@sharmin_writes I can’t remember the last time I had a drink. I’ve never been a fan of the taste. I really wanted to like wine but I just don’t like the taste of alcohol

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@Cynthia82684787 Thanks I’ll try that.
Editing/proofreading is soooo expensive.

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@LamontATurner1 I just a message from a fake Vin Diesel 18 hours ago, lol

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Twitter is an interesting place. After telling some guy the passport and driver’s license pictures he sent me this morning were in fact fake and he is not Keanu Reeves, I get a message from the crowned prince of….somewhere. Both guys had less than 20 followers.

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My spoiled puppy. This is how I woke up this morning.
He wears a belly wrap at night till he’s fully potty trained.

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@emilymdietrich I read all the R. L. Stine and Christopher Pike books in high school. Stephen King, Orson Scott Card were also my favorites. I’ve wanted to be a writer since high school but I didn’t have the life experience to be very good at it then.

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Oh I just got a message from the Prince of Dubai. 3 in one day!

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@writingrae This was my first pitch event. I’m new to all this. I think I need to work on my Twitter pitches or something, I didn’t get many retweets 😕

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@lilaeris_9 This was my first pitch event. I’m new to all this. I think I need to work on my Twitter pitches or something, I didn’t get many retweets 😕

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@writing_show 6…just 6

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Ele & Zero are hiding from the unknown that lurks outside. Now w/ supplies low they have to venture out. One foot out the door & they realize they should have stayed inside. Humanity’s survival depends on making choices that weigh morality against sanity. #SFFpit #A #Ds

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A Clockwork Orange, meets The Stand, meets War of the Worlds, meets The Walking Dead, meets Ready Player One, meets We All Have Our Demons… 30 people must choose between morality and sanity to survive. #SFFpit #a #ds

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The year is 2049 and something malicious lurks outside. 30 people must make choices that force them to choose between morality and sanity as they battle their worst fears in this multi perspective, end of humanity nightmare. #SFFpit #A #DS

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Ele & Zero are hiding from the unknown that lurks outside. Now w/ supplies low they have to venture out. One foot out the door & they realize they should have stayed inside. Survival depends on making choices that weigh morality against sanity. #SFFpit #DS #A