The Wendy Canon vs. The Minions of Murder Legendre

Timetraveler, wizard. stuck in this timeline.
none of this is my fault, folks. The only thing i changed was this time Ambrose Bierce made it as far as Mexico.

[The Wendy Canon vs. The Minions of Murder Legendre @jotunrunner]

@FBI For example if you guys could maybe put in a call to ATF and have them put in a call to these local boys, maybe bring another agency in to talk about taxed paid.
How this purchase didn't warrant any bleeding in a jail. Also sorry to inform it's a cough not a negro.

[The Wendy Canon vs. The Minions of Murder Legendre @jotunrunner]

So it looks like you're it til i find someone better.
Over on Facebook, under attack, and the pretense is i mention cocaine.
Seems to be no difference if referencing Dave Chappelle, Airwolf, or Nancy Reagan (just say no=don't).

Bad man use grownup nono words seems to be the beef

[The Wendy Canon vs. The Minions of Murder Legendre @jotunrunner]

@FBI @FBIAnchorage Hey what's the procedure and to whom do i report identity theft?
Not the credit card kind.
Someone's trying to erase me. My X-wife made off with all my birth certificates.
Someone's encroaching on my book titles.
Attack helicopters of facebook destroyed a 20 year old account.

[The Wendy Canon vs. The Minions of Murder Legendre @jotunrunner]

The Facebook account of 25 years has been erased by Airwolf Attack (cocaine is a hell of a drug)

A new author has recently started publishing, stepping on my titles without so much as a hello.

Seems like your ole pal Wendy is about to vanish.

Suspicion of driving while black

[The Wendy Canon vs. The Minions of Murder Legendre @jotunrunner]

So tomorrow i'll be showing in court to sign a false confession to a lesser crime, to avoid being sentenced for assaulting the half dozen slave-catchers who showed up on my doorstep.
Went for smokes, came home, got beat up, am now expected to confess to driving while black.

[The Wendy Canon vs. The Minions of Murder Legendre @jotunrunner]

@ewarren Only a windfall in that you've forgotten: we only buy the arab oil because 1. We agreed to, long ago and 2. It keeps the commies from getting it all wholesale.

We don't need one drop of the 'energy' in the persian gulf.
If any of us do it's for the boats and planes parked there.

[The Wendy Canon vs. The Minions of Murder Legendre @jotunrunner]

@BenjaminPDixon Cepitalism done crooked requires poverty.

We live in a day when anyone can put a dollar down, here and there, and invest. This is only offensive to monopoly, to exclusion and exceptionalism.
UBI -invest in The People we want shopping, for the goods now made without their labor.

[The Wendy Canon vs. The Minions of Murder Legendre @jotunrunner]

@TimRunsHisMouth Something nobody's ever cared about.
Even when the British did it.

[The Wendy Canon vs. The Minions of Murder Legendre @jotunrunner]

@Mayoisspicyy @People4Bernie I can'r wait to just not seeing his name on EVERY SINGLE POST and for days and weeks and months and like there's no other single subject.

Should hear the president's name monthly on SNL should see his face on one ussue of MAD Magazine, mention in ten monologues, then NEXT

[The Wendy Canon vs. The Minions of Murder Legendre @jotunrunner]

@ewarren Jokes on him some of these wars are dcades or even centuries old and have never had a damn thing to do with DJT nor the US

[The Wendy Canon vs. The Minions of Murder Legendre @jotunrunner]

@elonmusk Trying to figure out what 'suicidal empathy' is.
Near as i can tell that's empathy for the suicidal -and yep that'll kill you.
Society?
Probably not. Things will turn around once the vicariously hopeless weed themselves out

[The Wendy Canon vs. The Minions of Murder Legendre @jotunrunner]

One week after buying a pack of Newports to cool a cough, and being beaten and thrown in jail *not arrested, but captured* and having my FB account banned by silent attack helicopters (airwolf) someone popped canisters over my house.
The part of the property one assumes i live in

[The Wendy Canon vs. The Minions of Murder Legendre @jotunrunner]

So i went out and bought a pack of Newports, as i had a cough coming on.

Within a day i was beaten and thrown in jail.

It was the week after. That i caught the permanent naughty word ban for mentioning cocaine in association with Airwolf

The cult just got all activated again

[The Wendy Canon vs. The Minions of Murder Legendre @jotunrunner]

Well, i got perma-banned from Facebook again. Someone showed the 1984 superbowl ad for Airwolf.

"Cocaine is a hell of a drug" said i in comments, knowing full well heroin was just as involved.
*banned*
So, hello again, proponents of free speech.
See if there's any differences.

[The Wendy Canon vs. The Minions of Murder Legendre @jotunrunner]

Reminded just now of one of my favorite true bible stories in which bugs came and ate everything and they were so scary to talk about we still have them all over our fction to this very day.

[The Wendy Canon vs. The Minions of Murder Legendre @jotunrunner]

Told it before the story you may or may not want told at a wake, is the memory of the time you woke with the hungries after having spent time in hell. It's rudely competitive, for starters, and especially when you're the only other priest in attendance.

[The Wendy Canon vs. The Minions of Murder Legendre @jotunrunner]

Not the first time i've felt guilty for not being able to help someone who is tecnhically none of my business to begin with.
'Why aren't you helping?' Usually being asked by people who can and have made it their business not to.

[The Wendy Canon vs. The Minions of Murder Legendre @jotunrunner]

So i had this nasty case of the swamp cholera, and of course i'm tryna fap my way through it like a trooper, army strong and all that, and i'm probably pooposting all the way through it IDR. Naturally this affects one's reach and friends circle in predictable ways.
Not even paid

[The Wendy Canon vs. The Minions of Murder Legendre @jotunrunner]

The gripe about the persona beef and i should say death (by cholera) name not dead name.
But it's that the internet has always been a place to jerk off but if i did it as much as claimed i'd have dehydrated years ago -and nearly have. cholera is a real challenge to fap through.

[The Wendy Canon vs. The Minions of Murder Legendre @jotunrunner]

So yeah fake names as handles came up and a feller comes up bragging on how folks have met the real him and i'm convinced he's not real based i've never put a boot in his ass. over here a differnt guy who for years never asked why i have a deadname and one i work with.