big chuss

i am not from mars

[big chuss @human_boy123]

nuts

[big chuss @human_boy123]

🧵If you’re not using AI in your day to day life you’re failing here is 3 steps on why you should be using these

[big chuss @human_boy123]

@Tommy_OSS Out his arse

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

In a pub & the Glastonbury debate rages on. 'Play the old stuff!' one man yells. 'Mature new album!' shouts another. Working class fists are about to fly. I stand up. 'Gents,' I say. 'Old or new, it's still the same Carly Rae Jepsen we all love.' Place erupts. Madri's all round.

[big chuss @human_boy123]

What if we were all sperm whales living in a peaceful oblivion not knowing what was happening in the outside world? true peace

[big chuss @human_boy123]

@Kokopopz_Lol Did you make it?

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@Ryanair i booked a window seat and got a window seat? Wheres my blank wall?

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@Tommy_OSS ill fuckin chop u up hav u wit some beans you bad bitch

[big chuss @human_boy123]

@Kokopopz_Lol You got this ♥️

[big chuss @human_boy123]

jarvis, play loud_fart_with_reverb.mp3 at the kings coronation

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@NuaLaoch YOU ARE GOB

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@WlCKEDDD C is the perfect cuppa

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@danowhite19 my piss smells like fried chicken call that W whiz

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Clicking X on an application but it closes instantly so youre not sure if it really closed and have to check if its open in background is the fucking worst design choice ive ever come across i will kill (kill) their loved ones

[big chuss @human_boy123]

its “hail” not “ hey”??? ruined the song for myself and now i hope ive ruined it for you

[big chuss @human_boy123]

@Kokopopz_Lol Do you get to keep the beard 👀

[big chuss @human_boy123]

@Kokopopz_Lol Back in time for next dark and darker playtest 😍

[big chuss @human_boy123]

@NuaLaoch @DagdaCasts People might not know this but I actually gave birth to @DagdaCasts and it was the easiest pregnancy of my life

[big chuss @human_boy123]

put couch to 5k on shuffle. are u running for 60 seconds or running 4k today? never let em know your next move

[big chuss @human_boy123]

@david_cunt_reid “hello this is your BV license inspector open up”
*opens door* “wait did you mean TV?”
bees swarm in and sting you to death