Old Man Hank

Quant • NYC / CHI • Top 5 B school • Forbes - “Foreplay Mastermind” • 83 years old and counting

[Old Man Hank @human_hank]

help my balls are stuck in an industrial vacuum

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

New study finds declining fertility in the U.S. is disproportionately driven by lower birth rates among left-leaning Americans.

[Wokal Distance @wokal_distance]

A white man named Michael Hudson wrote a poem that was rejected 40 times when submitted under his real name, when he submitted it under the name Yi-Fen Chou (a Chinese woman's name ) it got published in a prestigious journal and for the 2015 edition of The Best American Poetry.

[Zuggy Zwang @zugyzwang]

- Tomboys with giant breasts. Hitler.
- Hitler
- Tomboys with flat chests. Hitler.
- Hitler

[Steve Everley @saeverley]

Data center water use, contextualized

(chart via @axios)

[Old Man Hank @human_hank]

@carcerking @jimbotron915465 @MTSlive Just because you couldn’t stop a tort from occurring doesn’t mean contract terms are unenforceable lmfaooooooo genuinely one of the dumbest strings of logic I’ve ever heard. Contracts exist for that very reason

[Old Man Hank @human_hank]

@tonybalogna What do you think c-suite means lmao

[Old Man Hank @human_hank]

@milkart1 @freesky0008 @strawberryrohan Cry more Europoor f4gg0t

[Old Man Hank @human_hank]

@dragonleafyxx @freesky0008 @strawberryrohan You are completely irrelevant on the global stage and you’re projecting because of it. Embarrassing

[Old Man Hank @human_hank]

@dragonleafyxx @freesky0008 @strawberryrohan You are completely irrelevant on the global stage and you’re projecting because of it. Embarrassing

[Freespeech 🇺🇸 @freesky0008]

@strawberryrohan are you sure ?

[Old Man Hank @human_hank]

@strawberryrohan Boohoo

[JP @catholicjps]

Great Lakes Nationalism

[Old Man Hank @human_hank]

@imfat Speaking from experience, I wish I waited to leave my corporate gig until I could consistently fully replace my w-2 income. Also my first like 4 businesses failed but it was relatively okay because of my w-2 income

[Old Man Hank @human_hank]

@Beardverse @imfat @NoMoreMisteaks He’s saying it didn’t turn out well for him.

[Logan Hall @loganclarkhall]

BREAKING: District Judge Jar Jar Binks rules that you can’t have a country anymore, says borders are “imaginary lines on a map” and that the entire galaxy now qualifies for refugee status

[Aporia @aporia9n]

Most of my friends in Paris/London have a distorted view of the US, and sometimes a weird superiority complex.

They think only the top 1% lives well and everyone else is trapped in social collapse (guns, healthcare horror stories, obesity, politics, LA homelessness, NYC dysfunction).

Then they visit random suburbs in Texas, Florida or the Midwest and see middle-class families clearing $300k+/year with huge houses, multiple cars, space, AC, full restaurants, youth sports complexes and mass retail abundance.

The uncomfortable reality is that a lot of “ordinary” Americans live materially better than European elites.

Idk if it's media manipulation, denial of reality or straight ignorance, but we’re getting underclassed and most people only realize it when they land there.

[Old Man Hank @human_hank]

@Gigachad11111 @TrevorScottReal @eight6four7 Are you retarded? You can’t figure out why homes get property tax and why equities don’t? Holy fuck

[Old Man Hank @human_hank]

@BpfDfs @TrevorScottReal @CircumjovialLLC The Biden admin you literal fucking retard lmfaooooooo now you’re gonna cower and never reply to these responses of you getting proven wrong

[Alex Berenson @AlexBerenson]

Cannot make this up, either.

@nytimes opinion has had four recent pieces about fatherhood and masculinity, with six authors:

Three women
A trans "man"
Two childless men

Not one father. The cultural elite contempt for dads runs so deep we don't even get to speak for ourselves.

[Natural Philosophy @Naturalphilosy]

“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.”

— Ernest Hemingway

[Old Man Hank @human_hank]

@Retired30S @KhelbeyKhan @BohuslavskaKate Lmfaoooo absolutely insane cope