Johnathan Snackswell

Hoss moves only. Conductor of the Gain Train. Seeker of Action.

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@tombstonetowels Couldn’t agree more Mr. Towel! Too much dilution amongst the ranks

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@BasilExpozish Lions do not concern themselves with the opinion of sheep!

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@BasilExpozish Or I have a sick new domepiece that’s going to get my piece domed.

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@troynohra I assume as a landing page for a user’s public playlists without the need for a direct link to the playlist itself.

Also on the desktop app they had a feature where you saw what your friends were listening to in real time. Not sure this is still maintained though (very buggy)

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@BasilExpozish @MsRebeccaBlack Disrespect our Lord and Savior?! On a FRIDAY?!?

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@EvertonsYear Could Everton be a potential LeBron James trade destination? Please advise!

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@BasilExpozish Gross!

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@EvertonsYear Thot we were m8s…

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2014, Year of the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

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Date with a Brazilian later. Thinking about hitting her with a “jajaja” before we meet to let her know she’s dealing with a cultured man who knows a damn thing or two!

[Nick @NickZoppi]

ASSAULT.

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@EvertonsYear I support all players on the pitch!

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Navigating a bar is something like being an NFL running back. You need patience and know when to hit the hole

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@localidiot42069 @BeefStewoshi @humorguy69 @RichRandy3 @wetbeefs Fellas,,,,, is a dude suggesting to eat a salad g*y?!

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My personal fitness goals? I want to be so big I cannot fit through doors without the sideways shuffle

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Today, I proudly announce I am embarking on DAY 1 of my new CREATINE journey.

Please inform your friends (women), mothers and girlfriends that Johnny Snacks will be temporarily closed for business.

Winter 2022, I am officially ⚠️UNDER CONSTRUTION⚠️

[England Fan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @EvertonsYear]

Wife: Shouldn’t you be at work?
Me: you know I’m at the pub having a bevy cheering on the lads #COYB

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@BasilExpozish You?! Manhattan? !? 😂🤣😭

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There should be a BAN on all people who think it’s acceptable to dynamically stretch in the sauna. Please, PLEASE get a grip!

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@BasilExpozish I was under the impression that the threat has been neutralized?