em uh howard

they/them | playwright | Nobel peace prize winner | author of 47 bestselling self help memoirs | double PhD in PeepeePoopoo Studies from the Frankfurt School

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Hi y’all, if you see this, please send some good energy in the direction of my cat Emma2. She has been in and out of the vet and is very sick 😔

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hello playwriting friends 🤡 kind of a long shot but does anyone have a copy of (or know how I could access a copy of) Marin Ireland's Pre-Existing Conditions???

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@Csvich Emma2 is having her screen time

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@Csvich 💔

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One of my students was wearing a Reagan/Bush '84 sweatshirt the other day and I can't figure out if it was ironic or not 🥲 I am perturbed

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Hello friends. I have taken a break from Twitter to form an even worse relationship to Instagram and now I have returned to Twitter. 👋

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@Csvich Emma2 is attending to her morning beauty regimen

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@Csvich Emma2 napping earlier

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@Csvich

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Friend in my playwriting community passed away yesterday and I am very sad :(

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@Csvich 💔

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Doing my taxes and I made seventeen thousand dollars last year lol

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This is a fucking nightmare. Some of our international students are too scared to leave their houses right now let alone come to campus for class.

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@Csvich this is so horrific

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@Csvich I don’t think so either! But she can’t get enough of them! She loves sitting on plastic things

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@Csvich Emma2 says hello from her favorite spot on the plastic grocery bag

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@abram_facts what brand

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universities love to be like 'if a student says they're sad, it is your sacred duty as an educator to report the incident immediately by emailing the student affairs coordinator of academic conduct in the department of files at the school of departments or else we'll get sued'

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@Csvich Emma2 has been lying on top of me and dozing a bit

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@Csvich @OrangeTreeThtr It was so good!!!!