HumanLouse

I have no money. Therefore I am worthless.

[HumanLouse @humanlouse2]

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[HumanLouse @humanlouse2]

@crazychefl33936 @etrade I shitted in my uncles deep freeze last thanksgiving

[HumanLouse @humanlouse2]

@JIMMYEDGAR My poop cult is now 10 members strong but we still have a long way to go

[HumanLouse @humanlouse2]

@sickandrunk I'm also killing myself but not from this

[HumanLouse @humanlouse2]

@CBSSportsGolazo @MimosaFawaz Taking a self-inflicted bullet to the cranium is one good way to escape the circus but I haven't the weaponry to accomplish this holy task ; I'd ask for assistance from someone so kind as to complete my life's journey in a merciful burst of skull but there are only monkeys here

[HumanLouse @humanlouse2]

@MyCharaAI My poop will have its vengeance on thee

[HumanLouse @humanlouse2]

If I was a Yankees I'd would hang my poop spangled boxers at half mast on July 4 so I could shoot off some messy fireworks out my butt cannon.

[Gator | Dentist @theNOBSdentist]

@NoahRyanCo For someone just getting into pooping, do you have any tips?

[ssage @00000000sage]

the straw that broke the camels penis

dont keep all your poop in one basket

early bird gets the poop

💭👍

[HumanLouse @humanlouse2]

@Brickken I think I got dehydrated from sweating so much and I was sweating so much because I had near constant diarrhea for 6 hours

[HumanLouse @humanlouse2]

@DrCamRx My poop snuck out of my butt after curfew last night

[HumanLouse @humanlouse2]

@comcast Me, standing in front of a gigantic rippling flag, saluting with a stoic expression, filling my pants with fresh hot poop

[HumanLouse @humanlouse2]

@valent44355 I tried building a poop castle on the beach but the ocean kept washing away my poop

[HumanLouse @humanlouse2]

@FinQuota @LeadLagMedia I tried riding one of those mechanical bull things but when I shit my pants and it started coming up out of my seat, my poop flung around in all directions and made a mess. I kept holding on though

[HumanLouse @humanlouse2]

@hedra_labs There were pumpkin seeds in my stool so I tried planting my poops in the back yard and I hope I will have a pumkin patch next year

[HumanLouse @humanlouse2]

@BobbiDiGTL https://t.co/2QwkJfjxVW

[HumanLouse @humanlouse2]

@NozomiNetwork I tried to pass off my heaviest poop as a trout at the fishing competition but they found me out

[HumanLouse @humanlouse2]

@stagwell I took another shit in the dog park and watched someone else pick it up

[HumanLouse @humanlouse2]

@Bitdefender I baked a fresh loaf of poop and served it sliced with honey butter

[HumanLouse @humanlouse2]

@CallofDuty I accidentally pooped in the toilet

[HumanLouse @humanlouse2]

@boardroom @MarkJackson13 I pooped on someone's don't tread on me flag and wrapped it up and then squished it all around