bedriddenbug

common household pest

[bedriddenbug @humanseamonkey]

little trouble girls

[gem @giannascoli]

if alcohol can shorten your memory imagine what alcohol can do

[aki 🏰👠 @nataliasdoll]

ive read about 50 wattpad fics about this

[woods @wuooods]

anyone who wants to be the guy on the right needs to understand the guy on the left is keeping your toys from becoming cheap garbage that suck to play with

[verynormalman @verynormalman]

Having 1-2 wines at work lunch sometimes makes you experience the rest of the day like you’re in mullholand drive

[Rob @jezfrompeepshow]

david lynch correctly asserted this as a common fear amongst people

[𝒮𝒶𝓈𝒽𝒶 @Sasha_Screens]

i'm talking with someone at this wedding and i said i've never seen deadpool vs wolverine and he said 'you must not be a big movie person'

[DailyMantle @DailyMantle3]

Soggy orange Pallas has been found in Turkmenistan

[🍉melon🍈 @some_melon]

used this image to illuminate my path while i drunkenly plugged my phone charger in

[andrianaシ @BOTTEGAHOENETA]

rest in peace to the icon, the legend david hockney.

[Cedar You @our_decay]

That new social network movie looks so comically bad lmao

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[Memorïa @deathofmeaning]

people in new york be like "now watching: Shrek 2 on 35mm"

[bedriddenbug @humanseamonkey]

@mushuunosik @NateDHernandez oh so That’s what’s the cow does after it enters

[bedriddenbug @humanseamonkey]

@Sixrande the fools you find on r/research

[N @dearvotion]

His photography is such a neglected topic. I always feel like that granular surreal, unsettling quality of his work is even more tangible in this medium.

[josh @joshypooper]

if you’re a bug just be careful ok

[dakota @im2hai]

finding people attractive as a former weird kid feels like perversion

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

they should make bass guitars out of uranium so the bassists get radiation poisoning

[𝘨𝘢·𝘩𝘦𝘦 @framesbygahee]

la chimera.