Professor Cheese Grater

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[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

over the last 4 years, apparently having very few penalties called on their opponents is standard for Chicago

Bears opponent's rank penalty yards:

2025: #1 fewest
2024: #7 fewest
2023: #1 fewest
2022: #1 fewest

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Adding some speed in the secondary ⚡️

Welcome to Chicago, @DillonThieneman!

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

For your hard work, your dedication to the community and of course, THAT catch. Thank you, DJ 💫

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Compensation agreed upon:

🏈Buffalo gets: DJ Moore and 2026 5th-round pick.

🏈Chicago gets: 2026 2nd-round pick.

[Professor Cheese Grater @humblehalas]

@davebfr It sure sounds like both BJ and Poles want to give Bagent a shot at a starting job elsewhere if the price is right!

[NFL Rumors @nflrums]

🚨Former #Bears WR Brandon Marshall was fined by the #NFL once by wearing cleats bringing awareness to mental health .

He paid it and then donated the same amount to mental health awareness

[Professor Cheese Grater @humblehalas]

@GBraggsJr23 It’s definitely a promotion. Crazy for the NFL to allow this kind of loophole, & nothing will stop other teams from doing the same for a competitive advantage

[Professor Cheese Grater @humblehalas]

@RapSheet NFL screwed the Bears, Cunningham got a promotion as a minority but apparently they aren’t getting comp picks like all the other 31 teams do for such

[Greg Braggs Jr. @GBraggsJr23]

I really don't get the moral high ground of acting like not having 2 3rd round picks isn't a big deal.

Other teams have gotten it. So should the Bears. Semantics aside.

3rd round picks matter. As is career advancement for all. Either do away with the rule or do right by it.

[Professor Cheese Grater @humblehalas]

@BradBiggs @jimmyboyclapps & why would the Bears block Ian from leaving for a true Promotion? He went from Assistant GM to the GM? Bears should be awarded for comp picks just like all of the other teams that helped develop minority candidates for promotions within their orgs.

[Professor Cheese Grater @humblehalas]

@BradBiggs @jimmyboyclapps BS Biggs definitely a loophole and other teams will start to do the same thing

[Professor Cheese Grater @humblehalas]

@bearszn @AdamSchefter Ian wouldn’t have accepted the job if it wasn’t a promotion. Crazy work by the NFL when the minority hiring compensation was put in place as an extension to the Rooney. This will have a negative impact across the league if allowed

[Professor Cheese Grater @humblehalas]

@MySportsUpdate Unbelievable. Other teams will follow the same loophole then. There goes the minority compensation aspect to benefit diversity within the NFL. Rooney Rule up in flames

[Professor Cheese Grater @humblehalas]

@CourtneyRCronin Not a good look for the @nfl as it defeats the whole minority compensation aspect.. Loopholes like that shouldn’t be allowed by the NFL

[Professor Cheese Grater @humblehalas]

@NicholasMoreano If that’s the case I bet it causes a domino effect around the league. Not a good look for the @NFL

[Professor Cheese Grater @humblehalas]

@WaddleandSilvy @DriveToyota 2 of the 3 at least

[Professor Cheese Grater @humblehalas]

@Schultz_Report

[NBA @NBA]

Raised in Chicago.
Overcame adversity.
Starred for his city.
Eternally remembered.

Derrick Rose’s jersey heads to the Bulls rafters 🌹

[JPD🐻⬇️ @BeardownMF]

“That’s me” 😮‍💨

[Professor Cheese Grater @humblehalas]

@RamsNFL Come here admin, I got something for ya 💀😂😂