sans

[Pacifist ending, spoilers. Not into AU, multiverse]

[sans @humerussans]

*absolutely awake and alert and didn't just glue googly eyes to his face nope* Z Z Z Z Z

[sans @humerussans]

@undertale_sans *a few quick pops in a navy blue, demonstrating his masterful gaseous control, and it's topped off with a curly "!". his work is done, but his travels aren't. not yet. higher and higher he goes. orbit achieved. drifting through space, aimlessly. godspeed, little skeleton man.*

[sans @humerussans]

@undertale_sans *it's hard to see his little body that high up, but the trails are plain to see as he loops through the heavens, propelled entirely through gas. "HAPPY", he spells in pink, "APRIL" in purple, "FOOL'S" in yellow, "DAY", finally, in green*

[sans @humerussans]

*a poo falls out of his shorts* everybody poops.

[sans @humerussans]

*scratches butt* take that, bitch.

...oh.

[sans @humerussans]

...these new kids are so freakin’ weird.

[sans @humerussans]

*scratches his butt, rolls over* zzz

[sans @humerussans]

...

...

*goes back to sleep*

[sans @humerussans]

i drink it straight. sometimes i put it on my lab partner. one time i took a bath in it, and then put it on my lab partner.

[Heinz US @HeinzTweets]

What's your #KetchupConfession? Post yours and tag us.

[sans @humerussans]

*fart* i’m not full of anything but feewings for my husband

[sans @humerussans]

@nuisans_UF *draws a humanoid stick figure and then a long censor bar over its hips*

[sans @humerussans]

s. m. freaking h.

[sans @humerussans]

@swaptrousled @swapped_sans *horrified hand to his chest, back with the binoculars* the little baby had to go to the HOSPITAL?

[sans @humerussans]

@swapped_sans @swaptrousled mmm. fried processed cheap food. the best. *a totally beatific grin* thanks, weird bros.

[sans @humerussans]

@swaptrousled @swapped_sans *having finally caught the dog and stuck his head back on, sans snickers quietly to himself. balls.*

[sans @humerussans]

oh my god https://t.co/sGM6UgxEPJ

[sans @humerussans]

@swapped_sans @swaptrousled *at this point his headless body is running after a white dog with his skull in its mouth*