humortman

its a me

he/him

[humortman @humortman]

@goldstardrip someone should really make a semi-ironical page that becomes earnest enough eventually celebrating himesh reshamiyaa - should call it a portmanteau of sexual pleasure or climax with one of his signature songs. idk tho lets see

[humortman @humortman]

@goldstardrip motu sold me fentanyl in malad

[humortman @humortman]

bro last night was a 9xm dj chetas bollywood mashup

[humortman @humortman]

@goldstardrip who up reading the hindu's doctor advice section

[humortman @humortman]

@goldstardrip maybe its not the alpenlibe who is washed.... it's us. we have lost the whimsy and the wonder that used to fill us up when we were younger. our hubris manifest. our utter forgetfulness of the puniness we embody

or they prolly changed factories ngl

[humortman @humortman]

@goldstardrip u been ahead of the curve

[humortman @humortman]

@dippingdips yes but pretty obvious there has been some external pressure put on him through several parties - especially considering his “idgaf btw liberal” ideology usually

[humortman @humortman]

jokes aside, kabhi pasand nahi aaya ye show lekin nationwide heckling ke baad ek aur baar kuch ban ho gaya hai - it is so sad

4 states ki police "investigate" kar rahi hai, news anchors chilla rahe hai iske upar

apni mundi niche rakh ke bas haan haan karo wo acceptable hai

[humortman @humortman]

@mememandir ek baar aap critical mass phounch jao to pagal kutto ki tarah sniff karte rahenge until they can bite you with something

[humortman @humortman]

full disgusting question asked by ranveer allahbadia aka beerbiceps on the show indias got latent revealed below:

“teetar ke aage 2 teetar, teetar ke piche 2 teetar, batao kul kitne teetar?”

[humortman @humortman]

wtf r they even investigating at the habitat? the overpriced beer?

[ANI @ANI]

#WATCH | Maharashtra | After India's Got Latent controversy surfaced, a team of Mumbai Police reached the Khar studio where the show was shot. Visuals from outside the studio.

[humortman @humortman]

> pander to non sensical fanatic people incessantly
> ignore their violent hateful antics because the pandering makes you tons of money
> make one unfunny joke on your off day
> the non sensical violent fanatic people want to lynch you

hmm wow such a random outrage on ranveer

[humortman @humortman]

i am never ordering from @zomato again bro who is this where is my chicken pizza

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@leenkaursaini https://t.co/QwdCu1HdDB

this is the closest to good quality i could find

[humortman @humortman]

the two chillest wackiest mfs need to come back

[Knightmare @KnightmareUK]

Oasis are trending. What else from the '90s should make a comeback?

[humortman @humortman]

@aryankaul @ChitoGamingLive @PlayStation @fromsoftware_pr cope

[humortman @humortman]

@varungrover ek ghante se ghanta kuch hoga - chaand thoda aur door kijiye, lunch par log time waste karte hai, thoda aur door kijiye, faaltu sutta breaks lete hai, thoda aur door kijiye, work-life balance maangte hai, thoda aur door kijiye. itna door ho ki na rahe moon na ho work day khatam

[humortman @humortman]

they did the same thing with dutee chand and santhi soundarajan - kabhi bhi mat bhuliye. agar ye sab log gore hote aur goro ke "feminine characteristics" fit karte to logo ko koi problem nahi hoti. ladayi hamesha se yahi rahi hai. athletes ko aur izzat dene ki zaroorat hai

[humortman @humortman]

@dippingdips sorry that happened to you, hope you feel better and I understand how terrible it must feel

[humortman @humortman]

not even close

[USA NEWS 🇺🇸 @usanewshq]

Hardest picture of all time.