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: 'Bloodshot' adds 'H.A.R.D. Corps', new creative team: Valiant Comics unveils the new creative team of Christ... http://t.co/jC8mBorIe9

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: Tom Ellis's 'Gothica', John Leguiziamo comedy pilot miss cut at ABC: John Leguizamo and Kelly Preston sitcom... http://t.co/10SJbkrMnv

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: 'Skins' writer Jack Thorne adapting RJ Palacio's 'Wonder': The Skins writer tackles the script of the comedy drama. http://t.co/oXvHDxAqyb

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: David Baddiel, Reginald D Hunter, Al Murray for Edinburgh Fringe 2013: Bo Burnham and Adam Buxton will also ... http://t.co/XjC06gR3Xg

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Queen's speech in summary: Her Majesty the Queen's speech to parliament today has achieved the impossible - al... http://t.co/p13AL0tEVt

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: Olly Murs previews new single 'Dear Darlin'' music video - watch: The singer takes a behind-the-scene look a... http://t.co/R5Yic5npWS

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: 'Gavin & Stacey' US remake 'Us & Them' - first pictures: Jason Ritter and Alexis Bledel will star in Fox's r... http://t.co/uk5GOMnRZx

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: Michael Owen, Owen Hargreaves added to BT Sport team: Steve McManaman and David James are also signed up by ... http://t.co/ylG43lZnK3

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: Barack Obama in disastrous photoshop image by South Korean newspaper: Fake photo sees Obama and South Korean... http://t.co/rs0AaZB1mf

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: Dominic Cooper in talks to star alongside Luke Evans in 'Dracula': Mamma Mia actor could star alongside Luke... http://t.co/LEp9Q5Skge

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The World's Voice of Reason - Video Of The Day: Zachary Quinto vs Leonard Nimoy "The Challenge": "It's humblin... http://t.co/B7FBWnEMyO

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The Uncoveror - Burger King To Introduce Whopper Senior: You won't bite off more than you can chew. http://t.co/Q8NkYaLCjI

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Wear Your Cape - RNC's Reince Priebus Comes Out as First Republican Created by 3-D Printer: Thought everyone k... http://t.co/RnuDcz2EMC

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News Mutiny - Exposed Breast Amidst Drone Explosion Sparks Viewer Outrage: CNN was braced by a flurry of compl... http://t.co/xEc0xJ0nq1

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: Car hit by flying portable toilet: The teenage driver was on her way to school in Thorndike, Maine. http://t.co/olTNNdkn4S

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: Piers Morgan to produce tabloid journalism drama for Starz: Fleet Street focuses on newspaper industry in 19... http://t.co/qnZSU3J8J4

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: Winona Ryder: 'I was told I wasn't pretty enough for movies': Winona Ryder says she "wasn't really considere... http://t.co/5Zuz6ZQtcG