HoOps AnD SWisHes

@Lakers @ManUtd

love ART, architecture. AVID Cyclist. Adventurer.

[HoOps AnD SWisHes @humph__]

When you broke and remember how you wasted your money 😔😔

[HoOps AnD SWisHes @humph__]

@TiggsSafari Last frame how much?

[monka @MsMacharia]

No kugeria mani.

[Ash @newashcamp]

English is funny— we “park” in the “driveway” but “jack off” in the “company bathrooms”

[Peng @Acedouglas01]

I like women who like me, want to be with me, call me, text me, and take me out. All that nonchalant, broke, wicked, and ‘main character’ aesthetic doesn’t move me.

[HoOps AnD SWisHes @humph__]

That Mexican anthem is lovely, I know who I'm supporting.

[yaga @yagathedracula]

life when you put yourself first.

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

mkisettle for nonsense shida yenu

[Oreoluwa Bukola, CFA. @BukkyOA]

Corporate is so performative that you have to be a literal actor to thrive.

[audrey @amatrxx]

When this covid shit is over ima go to the gym and get a gf

[HoOps AnD SWisHes @humph__]

Crazy they used floor pavers on the walls, they won't even last.

[I. Cox @IanECox]

The Kikuyu Gothic aesthetic of making best use of leftover pieces of tile cutoffs and whatever is the cheapest tile design has reached downtown Nairobi.

[Papi Drey @Abel_Olabode]

Approaching me knowing you don’t give men money is wild.

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

maybe i died of Covid in 2020 and this is hell

[MEDUSA!👽🩷 @Prettdaisy]

I’m afraid we’re being outnumbered by the sheer number of foolish people in this country.

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

Nonsense. You are a House Negro imperialist slave. Continue grovelling before them on all fours!

[HoOps AnD SWisHes @humph__]

Maybe I'm too generous, I don't mind giving a few coins to these service providers.

[omnidamian🇵🇹 @chiiledwater]

I’ve stopped greeting security guards I know I’ll see again. I’ve learnt that over familiarity breeds billing

[Central @WestHam_Central]

@AFTVMedia Thanks but I'm not reading all that. RT if you hate Arsenal.

[HoOps AnD SWisHes @humph__]

Wdym 🤣

[Ligue 1 Español @Ligue1_ESP]

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[HoOps AnD SWisHes @humph__]

Today?

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

📲 Bukayo Saka on Instagram.

[HoOps AnD SWisHes @humph__]

😊

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

European Champions.