Humphrey

[Mohammad M. Sani @Sani_ir]

Jordan's air defenses are performing so well that they announced that they intercepted 20 missiles while Iran fired just 12.

[Laptop Kiganjani💻 @chandolaptops]

Hii ndo list ambayo ina laptop Generation ya 8 au 7 very slim kwa 290,000/= Tu na zikiwa na ram 8GB🙌👇

[Humphrey @humphyrey]

@realafterxtz 😂

[Tony Montana @9mmScorpion]

4 years ahead of his time

[Humphrey @humphyrey]

@BuffaH65 😂😂

[Murray Rothbard @MurraySuggests]

The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began.

The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start.

Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have.

If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

[. @Fimiye]

Opening Twitter immediately after waking up to check the state of the world is basically our generation’s version of our grandfathers reading the newspaper every morning.

[Jenerali Ulimwengu @raiyajenerali]

Sawa kabisa mnaosema Marekani wasitunyanyase! Sawa! Na sisi tusidai kutonyanyaswa bali tudai kutotekwa, kutotekwa na kutouwawa bila sababu. Hivi hilo nalo ni gumu, wajameni?! Punguzeni povu midomoni, ongezeni fikra vichwani. Huo ni mkwamo mlikokwama na dawa yake si kasi ya midomo.

[Zoom Afrika @zoomafrika1]

How did they manage to colonize us?

[NTUZABIMBAZE💙🤍 @L_Arsene14]

The slap brought him back to senses 🤣😂😂😂

[Bapfakurera @TheoUw1]

Me and my brother's after faking mechanical engineering course 👍

[FormerlyIR @ 🦋 @FormerlyIr]

A person learning English as a second language just asked me the difference between “burned” and “burnt” — and I just stared blankly back with a 404 error screen running through my brain.

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Sometimes the kindest people smoke, drink, and swear. And sometimes the cruelest ones sit in church every Sunday. Life doesn’t come with a morality badge.

[Frank.XBT🔸 @Fra_nkXBT]

Iko siku mtaamka mpate Mpesa, Airtel money, banks hazifanyi, the cashless system is very dangerous. Hio siku iko karibu sana just keep some money in cash. Cash is king shida yenu hua hampendi kuambiwa.

[KV Iyyer - BHARAT 🇮🇳🇮🇱 @BanCheneProduct]

I decided to travel to the US.

At the Embassy for the visa interview......

Officer : Where to in the US?

Me : San Jose

Officer : it's pronounced as San Hosey. J is pronounced as H in the US.

Me : Oh, Okay!

Officer : So how long do you plan to be in the US?

Me : From Hanuary to Hune or Huly

VISA REJECTED

😥😥😥🤣🤣🤣

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Speed realized Africa is not for beginners 😭

[Sammy Awami @awamisammy]

"One of the perils of life under authoritarian rule is that the leader seeks to drain people of their strength. A defeatism takes hold." ~ David Remnick

[Humphrey @humphyrey]

@Nkya_motors Hii premio kutoka sayari gani?

[Humphrey @humphyrey]

@Adventure_36 Noma nomaaa

[David Wolfe @DavidWolfe]

Congratulations to Pfizer for being in business 176 years and not curing a single disease