Señorita Delicioso

Trysexual

[TINASHE @Tinashe]

Playing a video game with a hot boy. #yes

[Señorita Delicioso @humpingyourleg]

how it feels to be in a new relationship and trying to show you care about everything but also are genuinely someone who cares about everything

[Señorita Delicioso @humpingyourleg]

microplopping my hair with a texturizing putty

[Señorita Delicioso @humpingyourleg]

morning glory muffin taste like old people knuckles

[Señorita Delicioso @humpingyourleg]

customer asking if i can make latte art and i hand them a latte with foam showing their own death

[Señorita Delicioso @humpingyourleg]

came back into work rejuvenated today after my exorcism over the weekend with a priest off etsy

[ali @alicentipedeguy]

me when someone says poop

[Señorita Delicioso @humpingyourleg]

@toyscandyhappy i did the same thing with my tub and snaked it and plunged and nothing happened

[Gabe @melchizedek420]

try the my penis darling. It’s dashing

[Señorita Delicioso @humpingyourleg]

how it feels to uplift tinashe

[⟢ ⟣ @vamptact]

That one friend who became lost media

[Señorita Delicioso @humpingyourleg]

they installed a flock camera in my urethra

[Fatmireplay2muchbruhh @Crapmire]

TSA precum

[Willie @Willie600640663]

I just totaled my car hitting a butterfly

[SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @lilxslime]

white airheads look like if cum was a military ration

[Señorita Delicioso @humpingyourleg]

@NutellaTricks my one that gets me is who will gru be tonight right when i walk in. immediately makes me vulnerable to all psychic attacks

[jimmy @jimmysoldout]

WAIT OH MY FUCKING GOD?????????????

[Señorita Delicioso @humpingyourleg]

@KouignWamann no i saw you eat one toney steak

[Señorita Delicioso @humpingyourleg]

there are a few pastries i’ve never tried at my job but dog treats is not one of them

[Señorita Delicioso @humpingyourleg]

i want to get out of this depressive episode so i can be funny again and tweet about eating bugs or something