Tony Shart

jarbits make these guys supa gay and horny

[Tony Shart @KouignWamann]

i love texting and i love that bestie is a texting friend bc i do have so many thoughts and things to say but i never had the energy to say anything so i just seem really silent but texting requires such less effort i love it

[Tony Shart @KouignWamann]

employee i have a crush on asked me like what i do outside of work and i flat out said “stare at the wall” and he thought that was really funny and i convinced him he just needs to buy a new candle to feel better

[Tony Shart @KouignWamann]

something normalized in my family is instead of saying good morning we just look at each other and throw up the peace sign and i think the only reason we do this is bc my parents know i hate speaking in the morning like i need to power up

[Tony Shart @KouignWamann]

eating the crunchiest grapes ever rn… AND I FEEEEEAL

[Tony Shart @KouignWamann]

first real weekend from work in WEEKS and i think im getting sick!! yayy!!

[Tony Shart @KouignWamann]

the rebecca black to i am jazz pipeline

[Tony Shart @KouignWamann]

@humpingyourleg can’t relate

[Señorita Delicioso @humpingyourleg]

who wants to see watchmojo on ice with me

[Tony Shart @KouignWamann]

smoked the weed that tastes like the mouthpiece of a snorkel

[Tony Shart @KouignWamann]

this aged like fine wine AND she liked my tweet it was a sign. love that bitch @TheBiancaDelRio

[Tony Shart @KouignWamann]

bianca del rio needs to be on traitors @alancummings @TheTraitorsUS @TheBiancaDelRio

[Tony Shart @KouignWamann]

accidentally made hamburger helper but like from scratch(?) and didn’t realize until i ate it

[Tony Shart @KouignWamann]

on the only day of the week i’m allowed to sleep in my complex wants to replace our sidewalks. yay! that makes me so happy! i wanted to wake up early anyway!

[Tony Shart @KouignWamann]

@humpingyourleg jarbits bring me to my favorite latinx flaca

[Tony Shart @KouignWamann]

can blind people sleep w their eyes open isn’t it like the same thing

[Tony Shart @KouignWamann]

people use feta too much. do better.

[Tony Shart @KouignWamann]

say what you want but rachel riley is literally the big brother queen. she eat sleeps and breathes that shit. literally met her husband on the show, has kids w him, played multiple times, and is still relevant like everyone knows who she is even if you don’t watch the show. queen

[Tony Shart @KouignWamann]

@humpingyourleg how you gonna hate from my side of the club when you can even get in

[Tony Shart @KouignWamann]

i really love that any negative emotion i feel just portrays itself into pure anger i can only feel giggles and joy or extreme anger nothing else

[Tony Shart @KouignWamann]

so annoyed from asshole customers today that customers doing normal customer things annoy me

[Señorita Delicioso @humpingyourleg]

we need let it rock lil wayne kevin rudolph on @FNFestival @Fortnite @NetflixBrasil @jonimitchell @shanedawson @MAmovie @HillaryClinton