Megan

2 Time Ezzy Award Winner

[Megan @Humsy3]

There are grown men with their faces painted wearing team coloured wigs and another man’s name on their back. Men riot when they lose. Men riot when they win. Spare me. This whole discourse is such a fucking joke.

[Mostly Sports With Mark Titus & Brandon Walker @mostlysports]

"I think she celebrates in a way that you would think girls at slumber parties having pillow fights would celebrate" - @RealCGriff on Taylor Swift celebrating in a cringey way

[tim #TEAMDAWN @lovesickonmybed]

i like that taylor went from terrorizing the nfl to the nba. let’s take her to baseball season next. nowhere is safe.

[ally 🦋✨🎧⸆⸉ @ally_sheehan]

nothing makes me happier than taylor swift ruining sports for miserable men

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

Men are so emotional

[meg @urfriendmeg]

me liking every tweet shitting on carter hart

[Sara @SaraCivian]

Roses are red
Probably won’t be available in the post game
But Carter hart is the first goalie in Stanley cup final history to allow 4 goals in the first 4 games

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

A young man recreated his father’s old modeling photos from years ago, and the results are absolutely beautiful.

[Patrick Kaplan @PatrickKaplan13]

Reasons to hate a hockey team:

They're a rival team of yours

Their coach is bald

They have a player you hate

They beat your team that one time

You hate the city they're in

The vibe is off

The mascot is scary

Carter Hart

Brett Howden

They are the Vegas Golden Knights

[PuckEmpire @puckempire]

Carolina fans chanting "no means no" as Carter Hart goes to play the puck.

[Mark Carney @MarkJCarney]

Introducing the Montréal Victoire: the first Canadian team to bring the Walter Cup home to Canada. Your victory was a milestone for women’s hockey — and a proud moment for all Canadians. 🇨🇦

[Courtney Theriault @cspotweet]

Me: Congrats to the NHL on the end of another fun season...

Friend: But the Knights and Canes are...

Me: I SAID CONGRATS ON THE END OF THE NHL SEASON

[. @deityofnightt]

l've never seen anything more accurate

[Avalanche Forever @citchmook]

Everybody in the entire hockey world is a Carolina Hurricanes fan.

[໊ @wynavira]

what if i’m not anxious. what if i’m just extremely well-informed about everything that could go wrong at any given moment

[Rob L. White (‘Cuddle’ Short Film OUT NOW!!) @therlwrites]

IT WAS CALLED THE SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR AND THEY BROUGHT THE BOOKS TO THE SCHOOL AND SET IT UP LIKE A BOOKSTORE AND YOU COULD GET GOOSEBUMPS AND FEAR STREET BOOKS BUT ALSO MICHAEL JORDAN POSTERS AND NICKELODEON BOOKMARKS AND PENCILS THAT SMELLED LIKE CUPCAKES

[Mariella ! @pfaffphobic]

I didn’t see a single “it’s gonna be May” meme this year which is personally a massive relief, but culturally a signifier of something much darker.

[Steven Sullivan ❤️‍🔥 @Stevensully99]

How it feels to unexpectedly wake up to a bunch of clips of Taylor talking in depth about her songwriting process

[` @schiz04renic]

“when did your anxiety start?” in elementary school when i’d count paragraphs ahead to see which one i might have to read out loud

[emotion (2015) @breezybeezer]

this is a good jacket I didn’t wanna retweet the other photo going around cause i can’t believe that anyone decided to marry brady tkachuk

[tyler seguin’s burner account @strangesoups]

“go to hell” is basic. “go to double OT on a wednesday night” is real. it’s possible. it happened to me