There are grown men with their faces painted wearing team coloured wigs and another man’s name on their back. Men riot when they lose. Men riot when they win. Spare me. This whole discourse is such a fucking joke.
"I think she celebrates in a way that you would think girls at slumber parties having pillow fights would celebrate" - @RealCGriff on Taylor Swift celebrating in a cringey way
Roses are red
Probably won’t be available in the post game
But Carter hart is the first goalie in Stanley cup final history to allow 4 goals in the first 4 games
Reasons to hate a hockey team:
They're a rival team of yours
Their coach is bald
They have a player you hate
They beat your team that one time
You hate the city they're in
The vibe is off
The mascot is scary
Carter Hart
Brett Howden
They are the Vegas Golden Knights
Introducing the Montréal Victoire: the first Canadian team to bring the Walter Cup home to Canada. Your victory was a milestone for women’s hockey — and a proud moment for all Canadians. 🇨🇦
IT WAS CALLED THE SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR AND THEY BROUGHT THE BOOKS TO THE SCHOOL AND SET IT UP LIKE A BOOKSTORE AND YOU COULD GET GOOSEBUMPS AND FEAR STREET BOOKS BUT ALSO MICHAEL JORDAN POSTERS AND NICKELODEON BOOKMARKS AND PENCILS THAT SMELLED LIKE CUPCAKES