Megan

2 Time Ezzy Award Winner

[quinn @qvinnh]

dont talk to me if ur not an associate european

[Jim Sciutto @jimsciutto]

Ladies and gentlemen, the world’s first use of “hydronyms” in a subtweet:

[juan @juanbuis]

i can’t believe someone solved recipe design decades ago and everyone just decided to ignore it

[MMiracleMan @M_MiracleMan]

Tom Dundon putting his whole family on the Cup instead of players & staff who actually did things to win the Stanley Cup is one the most selfish & gross things I've ever seen.

It's so disrespectful and shameful.

[Alyssa Leader @alittleleader]

My husband said “so Travis Kelce got to pick one thing….” 💀😭

[sara @mirrorswifft]

I make no excuses for the person I'll become when I see the first picture of taylor in a wedding dress

[MSG @TheGarden]

it’s a love story

[TSA @TSA]

If you’re visiting for a very large sporting event & you happen to discover RANCH while you’re here… pls pack it in your CHECKED BAG on the way home.

Thank you.

[Lyss 📈 @lysshoude]

Conn Smythe race so tough they’re gonna just give it to Seth Jarvis’ friends

[seamus casey crew 2 @spelunky_]

not only did carter hart lose but he also put up the worst goaltending performance in stanley cup finals history, & that’s something that everyone can celebrate!

[Megan @Humsy3]

It was the closeup of Carter Hart crying for me. 👏👏👏

[Megan @Humsy3]

There are grown men with their faces painted wearing team coloured wigs and another man’s name on their back. Men riot when they lose. Men riot when they win. Spare me. This whole discourse is such a fucking joke.

[Mostly Sports With Mark Titus & Brandon Walker @mostlysports]

"I think she celebrates in a way that you would think girls at slumber parties having pillow fights would celebrate" - @RealCGriff on Taylor Swift celebrating in a cringey way

[CLOSED @lovesickonmybed]

i like that taylor went from terrorizing the nfl to the nba. let’s take her to baseball season next. nowhere is safe.

[ally 🦋✨🎧⸆⸉ @ally_sheehan]

nothing makes me happier than taylor swift ruining sports for miserable men

[liz the damn season 🍂 @lizaboth]

Men are so emotional

[meg @urfriendmeg]

me liking every tweet shitting on carter hart

[Sara @SaraCivian]

Roses are red
Probably won’t be available in the post game
But Carter hart is the first goalie in Stanley cup final history to allow 4 goals in the first 4 games

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

A young man recreated his father’s old modeling photos from years ago, and the results are absolutely beautiful.

[Patrick Kaplan @PatrickKaplan13]

Reasons to hate a hockey team:

They're a rival team of yours

Their coach is bald

They have a player you hate

They beat your team that one time

You hate the city they're in

The vibe is off

The mascot is scary

Carter Hart

Brett Howden

They are the Vegas Golden Knights