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I think he's propozyn 🙏

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How I pay my Jewish drug dealer

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Letting you hit my vape as tzedaka

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Lisa Frank level air quality 😭

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Dream blunt rotation

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Being in twitter is like, yooo... do you fuck with my analogies?

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The Knicks winning is like pride parade for NYC straight men

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White people treat going to Japan like taking acid for the first time

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Not the Dreidel Toms

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You can't spell uranium without "U n' I" ❤️

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Why would he post this

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Goldilocks and the Three Beers

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Emma Stone VS a single slice of cheese

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Netflix original movies have the same vibe as weird school plays

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We're 2 years away from soho house becoming an airport lounge chain

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Wyd after hitting the Paul McCart

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Jewshi

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How that traffic cone looks at you on your drunk walk home

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Being someone who went from exclusively drinking oat milk to drinking cow’s milk again is the closest I’ll ever feel to escaping a cult

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I could never be castrated, I don't have the balls for it

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The revolutionary war was crazy because what do you mean people cared so much about Ohio