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Cyclist, ponce, prancing boulevardier. Somehow ended up boss of @GalibierPR. Let's hope I don't foul that up.

[E.O.W.C. @hungry_oliver]

@christotaylo I’m sorry this tweet ruined your day. On the plus side it has gained you at least one new follower, and brought a bit of joy to many.

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@jamesdoleman @bplmurphy She’s turned the weans against him.

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@FINALLEVEL G

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@WorldFamousHot1 That’s your standard elder Northern club cyclist. You’ll see loads of these out doing Tuesday night time trials. Great lads

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@LivsFoster When the coins run out.

[Daniel Benneworth-Gray @gray]

snow leopard’s camouflage is phenomenal

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@StokeyyG2 Magical. I salute every one of these sportsmen

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@WorldFamousHot1 Dip my pizzle in that I would.

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The clutch bag of the season. #SS23 #fashionweek #frontrow #LFW #todiefor #balenciaga #accessories @highsnobiety

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@badwool9 Jesus. Darkest thing I have ever seen.

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@emmahaslett Bigger cloak budget this time. More gold braiding and shit

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@gracenpage Tell em Virgil didn’t in fact respect Augustus and was being sarcastic. Worked for me.

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@fabulucy I think every algorithm on every website has decided I’m a dirty old man. I feel seen

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@fabulucy My Insta has never once served me overnight oats. All I get is wall to wall ladies’ bottoms. Wait a minute

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He works for me

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@Danny_McMoomins Classic right wing propaganda trick that. Pay some drama students to act the cunt; public sentiment won’t threaten BP share price any time soon

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@johnbbeta Digging a hole
Black as your soul

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@robynjournalist Nobody said Boonen yet? WTF

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@amybethjones @NeilSummers_ Research shows that the Lying In Their Own Shit demographic is an untapped market.

[E.O.W.C. @hungry_oliver]

Big 5’11 energy

[Right Wing Watch @RightWingWatch]

"I am an alpha toxic male to the next level," declares Clay Clark, who brags that he never takes a day off work ... even when his father died: "I do not call in sick, I do not call in gay, I do not call in gender confused."