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[David | www.usd.ai @0xZergs]

Network infrastructure assets (GPUs, cell towers, etc) generate strong cash flows, but their illiquid, capital-intensive nature limits growth.

https://t.co/TZ6V4o9Hcy scales decentralized infrastructure networks by financing these assets, bridging a $500bn liquidity gap.

[metastreet @metastreetxyz]

Thanks for the shout out @BinanceResearch

We’re excited to keep pushing the frontier of NFT capital markets -- from jpegs to tokenized GPUs and infrastructure -- at @metastreetxyz and @USDai_Official

[David | www.usd.ai @0xZergs]

Over the last few months we:

1. did our 1st DePIN loan (& looped loan) - $1.3M
2. raised $40M for an AI mining corp in Abu Dhabi- https://t.co/JgMAN2ROmf w @AethirCloud & @BeamFDN
3. bought 8 H100s to farm AI protocols
4. made great DePIN friends

Excited to build up InfraFi!

[Hunk, the Absolute Chad @hunk_abs_chad]

@bagdotwin has:
~$4M in BTC and ETH
~$2M borrowed against these holdings
Net assets: ~$2M

Marketcap of $3.6M ($4.8M FDV)
~75% of $bag is circulating (rest in treasury)

They are finalizing Telegram mini-app and 3D Casino products this month.

Growth campaigns start this month.

[Hunk, the Absolute Chad @hunk_abs_chad]

@bagdotwin has:
~$4M in BTC and ETH
~$2M borrowed against these holdings
Net assets: ~$2M

Marketcap of $3.6M ($4.8M FDV)
~75% of $bag is circulating (rest in treasury)

They are finalizing Telegram mini-app and 3D Casino products this month.

Growth campaigns start this month.

[Bag.win 💰 @bagdotwin]

Bag City Beta Test #2 Recap! 😍

What was your favorite part of beta test? Let me know below for some free spins!😉👇

[Hunk, the Absolute Chad @hunk_abs_chad]

@Blastbera @KodiakFi What about BLUR S1 farmers who jeeted?

[metastreet @metastreetxyz]

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[Roman Storm 🇺🇸 🌪️ @rstormsf]

My name is Roman Storm, and I am one of the founders of Tornado Cash, a non-custodial privacy protocol.

I am being prosecuted for writing open-source code that enables private crypto transactions in a completely non-custodial manner. This prosecution represents a terrifying criminalization of privacy.

The charges against me threaten to criminalize software development itself. If successful, the implications could extend far beyond the crypto industry, impacting every software developer. I face up to 45 years in prison on charges including operating an unlicensed money-transmitting business, conspiracy to commit money laundering, and sanctions evasion.

This case has already had a chilling effect on developers working on software tools. Recently, a developer filed a lawsuit against the DOJ, seeking relief because my case has made them fearful of releasing new software.
https://t.co/kkhXrxJVnI

Additionally, there is significant confusion around the 1960 charge (operating an unlicensed money-transmitting business), as different government agencies have conflicting interpretations of the law.
https://t.co/BRKR0pWTaH

“This prosecution threatens to criminalize software development itself,” said Keri Axel of Waymaker LLP, my legal counsel.

American entrepreneur and politician @VivekGRamaswamy commented, “You can’t go after the developers of code. What you actually need to do is go after individual bad actors who are breaking the laws that already exist.”
https://t.co/WTn1weyoZO

Multiple amicus briefs have been filed in support of my defense by the DeFi Education Fund (@fund_defi), Coin Center (@coincenter), and Blockchain Association (@BlockchainAssn):

https://t.co/467XKatDuP

https://t.co/68p4WcMIP9

https://t.co/kzdZ39Qvrr

The 5th Circuit Court has already ruled that Tornado Cash sanctions were unlawful:
https://t.co/Vp4FACqnn8

However, the DOJ has dismissed this ruling as irrelevant:
https://t.co/tna6p4Nvnr

My trial is set for April 14, 2025.

[Plata @platacrypto]

Plata's @ReiNetwork0x deep dive.
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People will look back at this article to slap themselves for not seeing the true potential of $REI sooner.
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I rarely have such a conviction on a project; this is reserved only for my highest-quality plays.
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It's time to get Rei-pilled. 📃👇
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First, bookmark the first tweet so you never miss my alpha. 📚
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Quick TL;DR: Rei Network is a framework layer at its core, built to maximize the power of AI and blockchain. Utilizing three layers to ensure AI is not constrained by blockchain limitations while still allowing us to verify and store data on-chain inexpensively. Rei's unique offering is the power of transforming probabilistic AI outputs into deterministic, verifiable data structures.
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Rei was the first to take this approach, giving them a first-mover advantage, and they took it and ran.

AI is still a new concept to many of us, so understanding why keeping AI off-chain while still using blockchain technology to store its data on-chain is so powerful needs to be put out in simple terms.
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I like the analogy I used last time, as it perfectly describes the pros and cons for both parties.
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Imagine AI as a creative artist; she can communicate and interact with various subjects and tackle almost every question/task relayed to her. Because of this, AI systems generate and work with complex data structures that don't naturally fit the blockchain's storage patterns.
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On the opposite side, there is blockchain; it operates in absolute determinism. This isn't a flaw; each node needs to end up with the same result no matter the operation, calculation, or state in order to validate a block.
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This is where Rei steps in, with three layers that communicate with each other to allow AI to work off-chain while her data is stored, and maybe even more importantly, easily retrieved on the blockchain for future use.
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Blockchains stand out because they prioritize validation over computation. They are universally accessible making it far easier for agents and users to work together when storing data on the blockchain.
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The main issue here is gas optimization as it's extremely cost-inefficient to store everything on-chain. ERCData addresses this by maintaining verifiable links between raw output and encoded data.

As it's being built now, AI requires specialized hardware and centralized setups. Rei's operations are inspired by biology, called informational invasiveness.
To put it simply, Rei's infrastructure allows agents to seamlessly gather "memory" from the blockchain while being free to gather new data in real time. Additionally, because everything is stored on-chain, new agents can benefit from all previous memories and expand their own memory as Rei grows.
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Rei or "her" serves as a test case to show the power of the Rei Network. Showcasing why you would want to use Rei or build on their network is an amazing marketing move as they are putting their money where their mouth is. And so far Rei's growth has been incredible to watch.

This makes me super excited for their Oracle release and maybe even more impactful, the release of their SDK kit. Both are set to bring more demand to $REI, and the end goal for everyone here is to make money, no matter how impressive the tech.
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Rei is still in her internship learning and understanding how everything works. It won't be long until we can ask for her thoughts on a subject; this will be a token-gated service.

This feature alone will increase $REI's value as she is already able to complete in-depth quant analysis. As an added bonus, a part of the fee paid for the Oracle will be reserved for $REI stakers.
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Rei Network is set to release its mainnet and SDK kit this year, adding even more catalysts and demand for $REI. Rei Network is primed to be a billion-dollar project - it's only a matter of time.
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These posts take a long time, so I'd appreciate it if you could like and share this post.
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I've linked my previous article on Rei below so you can learn everything you need to know. 👇

[Hunk, the Absolute Chad @hunk_abs_chad]

@ballsack_ai

[metastreet @metastreetxyz]

gm Aethirians💚

Yield Pass deposit caps are opening up in 2.5hrs, are you ready?

[Hunk, the Absolute Chad @hunk_abs_chad]

@Iulio54533591 @Morphware Why do you jump from days to month? In terms of revenue?

[Lush @LushAIAgency]

$KOOKIE sold out in less than 1 minute and has now deployed onto Uniswap on Base!

CA: 0x84B3f195ec12889079f09bcCb1AFCDa3b1Fa9229

Come check out her profile and more https://t.co/NKTkffde2a

[metastreet @metastreetxyz]

1/ Excited to announce the first-ever onchain DePIN financing deal

w/ $3.3M in hardware contract collateral from @TacticalCompute + $415K in institutional capital from @HelloMetaversal, NodeFi is growing fast on @arbitrum

Learn how we're transforming Infra financing (InfraFi)👇

[metastreet @metastreetxyz]

UPDATE: In less than 24 hrs, we've reached the max capacity of 10K Node deposits!

We've also crossed $100M TVL at MetaStreet, with $75M TVL coming from Yield Pass alone 🚀

Follow us on X and our Discord for further updates on upcoming rounds

NodeFi has arrived 🧊💎🙌

[metastreet @metastreetxyz]

The future of Node Finance is almost here...

Next week, we’re unveiling new tech that will transform how you own, manage, and earn with nodes

Learn more about Yield Pass and what’s coming👇

[SynFutures @SynFuturesDefi]

December 6, 2024: The genesis of $F

We founded SynFutures to make finance open, transparent, and permissionless—a vehicle for global economic inclusion and freedom.

We are grateful to those who have joined and grown with us.

$F will further unite us toward a common goal.

[Hunk, the Absolute Chad @hunk_abs_chad]

@0xZergs @metastreetxyz welcome back @metastreetxyz 🫡

[Hunk, the Absolute Chad @hunk_abs_chad]

@SynFuturesDefi wen

[Hunk, the Absolute Chad @hunk_abs_chad]

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