Hulk Nukem

[TONY @TonyMichaelX]

wish me luck

[Hulk Nukem @hunkinthatfunk]

Would it be better to lose your virginity to a cowboy or a logger?

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I love whale tails #thong

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@jk_rowling Why didn't they send the SAS after Voldemort? Whole thing would've been over in a month #Oscars    #harrypotter

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Wow there's a goat!

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Wow this bitch killed herself that's crazy. Show the outies who's boss! #severance

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Old gay dude be in the Pagemaster. Is he sleeping or chip malfunction?

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She does live but is she alive?

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We may never know. To be continued.

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I actually do think baby birthing camp is a great idea

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His retarded brother-in-law is the best character in the whole show

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Low key Mark actually is a dogshit boss. He isn't a good corporate steward nor is he a man of the people

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Innies are people too and deserve rights I think #severance

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I couldn't have invented a more boring halftime show if I tried #SuperBowl

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A queen without her bush is like an angel without its wings #bush #feminist #maskedsingeruk

[weinersandlosers @weinersndlosers]

I'm out here eating hot dogs you've never heard of in jorts you can't even pronounce

[moe @ufm0e]

garfields cum can be used as an alternative fuel if you consider my asshole a vehicle

[Hulk Nukem @hunkinthatfunk]

I feel seen #validated