Hunter Smith

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

guys a cum factory exploded

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

This is why my roommates have to lock the door when they take a shower. ☠️

[Alice @iheart_alice]

Losing it over the energy in this tik tok rn... not one point was made

[Carson @CallMeCarsonYT]

imagine if one day we unlock the other 98% of milk

[James @CaucasianJames]

no i’m not a democrat 🙄

no i’m not a republican 😒

i’m a jake pauler 😎

[Flex Seal @GetFlexSeal]

👷+ ⚔️ + 💧 = A LOTTA DAMAGE! 🤯

#PhilSwiftStuff

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going give someone random who retweets this tweet $10,000 because it’s my birthday and I feel like being nice ☺️ (you have to be following me so I can dm you the code if you win)

[Zack Fox @zackfox]

Ohana means “this nigga ugly as fuck”

[duo @duolingous]

Если вам пришлось перевести, чтобы прочитать это, заприте свои двери. Я иду за тобой.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

S3XY

[Sadie 🐒 @deadsadie]

you should be legally required to register as a sex offender if you raw ass public toilet seats

[Tim Allen @ofctimallen]

If we evolved from apes why are there still apes.

[angry wet spider @birdbutterer]

Please sign my petition to rename giving birth “going number 3”

[brandAn is good @LeBearGirdle]

*during a magnitude 1 earthquake*

Owner of the Etch-a-sketch museum: no no No NO!

[Nautilus Magazine @NautilusMag]

"If black holes truly had no entropy, then any time an object fell into a black hole, its entropy would effectively be deleted, reducing the entropy of the universe and violating the second law of thermodynamics." https://t.co/Z36lqUPihC