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White British male awaiting validity. Love cats, LCFC, the countryside and mutual respect

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@countcol Mind you, he was wearing glasses and a fake moustache, which was a blessing in disguise

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@crouchie786 @liamgallagher ... You'll never sing that

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@fesshole Also ballsed up your credit rating

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@ShabanaMahmood Why should 3x as many men get to flee, leaving the women and children behind?

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@japan_nobunaga

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@SeanfromEnderby Rebadge the KP as the Nag's Head Arena

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@andrewc44104127 I wonder if they use enough gas to heat 5 houses

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@AbuZeenat_ Anelka

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@Starwhores1 I've got two advent calendars in my Amazon basket

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@Starwhores1 Technically yes, prawn crackers

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@Starwhores1 They should make Chinese flavoured crisps

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@LorrieAnn25 This behaviour worked when she was a child and she hasn't matured at all

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@Gaynotqueer1 She's miming

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@WTFox1884 1-0 up and playing against 10 men for most of the match. Only LCFC can screw it up

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@andrewc44104127 58 year old man says he has no plans to give birth

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@Jenny_1884 @adocherty50 Especially in school

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@Jenny_1884 It's the rise of mealtime laziness. Peel a few potatoes and carrots, roast a chicken, make a round of sandwiches vs take it out of the packet and chuck it in the air fryer

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@KirstieMAllsopp Punish the industrious, sponsor the lazy

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@MrSugden2

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