Hurricane Isaac

The Official Parody Account for Hurricane Isaac

[Jessie Whittington @JWhittington94]

Thanks @hurr_isaac , I'm flooded in..

[Hurricane Isaac @hurr_isaac]

Post pictures of what I have done to you or your city

[Hurricane Isaac @hurr_isaac]

I ain't saying that I'd beat Katrina...but id choke that hoe

[Hurricane Isaac @hurr_isaac]

Shout out to my boys @Head1st_7 and @pacerfrierson . been with me since the beginning

[Hurricane Isaac @hurr_isaac]

We will pick two winners to give a shout out to at 10

[Hurricane Isaac @hurr_isaac]

Much love to our fans. Just trying to add some humor to a serious situation. RT for a chance at a shout out! #PeaceOutSuckas

[Hurricane Isaac @hurr_isaac]

Bad new...found out i don't have much longer live. Bout to go out fighting

[Hurricane Isaac @hurr_isaac]

What the hell?! Jus got my hurricane status stripped. I feel like Lance Armstrong but i aint even juice! Its a kick in the ball #HeHasOneNut

[Hurricane Isaac @hurr_isaac]

Rolling with my wingman Jim Cantore...making things wet and wild.

[Hurricane Isaac @hurr_isaac]

Moving slow today...crashed a lot of parties last night #isaacweek2k12

[Hurricane Isaac @hurr_isaac]

Hope everyone is safe while I'm coming through...not trying to hurt anybody...just giving y'all sometime off from school/work

[Hurricane Isaac @hurr_isaac]

Going HAM #isaacweek2k12

[Hurricane Isaac @hurr_isaac]

That flashlight? Go buy it. that candle? Ignite it. pass me water like a hydrant, hurricane chris? NO ISAAC!

[Hurricane Isaac @hurr_isaac]

Sorry to those not affected

[Hurricane Isaac @hurr_isaac]

When people call me weak and feeling low....I just remember I was the rain drop that won #haterz

[Hurricane Isaac @hurr_isaac]

Snapped trees and floods too. Snapped trees and floods too. Nice winds...fly quick...All that cause Isaac rules.

[Hurricane Isaac @hurr_isaac]

Bout to show Troy Landry a real tree shaka

[Hurricane Isaac @hurr_isaac]

I aint eaten nothin since Haiti. Can a Hurricane get food stamps? New Orleans would be the place to find out

[Hurricane Isaac @hurr_isaac]

Pregamin....RT if you with me