Destini Bryant

I'm better on paper. she/her

[Destini Bryant @hurricanedeezy]

There's so much senseless violence in the world & I just pray- oh guys, shut up, UFCs on!2 chicks are about to beat the shit outta eachother

[Destini Bryant @hurricanedeezy]

Sooo when you’re so “Christian” and so “pro-life” that you vote AGAINST…a reverend…and vote FOR a guy who…paid for an abortion..? (It’s not about control though, right?)

[Destini Bryant @hurricanedeezy]

“How long does it take you to get to work in LA?”

“Lavender Haze - Mastermind”

[Destini Bryant @hurricanedeezy]

I hate having to go to mechanics as a woman because 1) I feel like they automatically assume I don’t know what I’m talking about and 2) I…don’t know what I’m talking about

[Destini Bryant @hurricanedeezy]

Me: “Billy Ray Cyrus is engaged”

@salcalanni: “He’s like 60, so he’s probably engaged to another 60 year old right?” …😐

[eevee pacini (inactive) @eeveepacini]

Billy Ray Cyrus is engaged to a girl who is one year younger than Miley who he allegedly met on the set of Hannah Montana I literally want to puke and die. Also their FaceTune use is so weird what is even going on.

[Destini Bryant @hurricanedeezy]

@msdanifernandez The Descent (2005)

[Destini Bryant @hurricanedeezy]

So stressful to know the entire fate of the Democratic Party is riding on me me donating $10 twelve times a day via text message.

[Destini Bryant @hurricanedeezy]

My favorite part is when the Quarterbacks hug at the end. Sports!

[Destini Bryant @hurricanedeezy]

Kind of rude for the Chiefs to be beating the Bucs, we just had a hurricane.

[Destini Bryant @hurricanedeezy]

Me at the end of the fiscal year

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

Me all day:

[Destini Bryant @hurricanedeezy]

I feel like we’ve evolved past this and comedians at open mics can stop saying “Have you heard about this?” YES. WE’VE ALL HEARD ABOUT EVERYTHING. IT’S A NIGHTMARE.

[Destini Bryant @hurricanedeezy]

@TocarraElise I have received approximately 42 texts today. Maybe if I “just chip in $10” I can turn this ship around.

[Destini Bryant @hurricanedeezy]

Woman I know voted for Trump and then wrote “Angry & sad for our future” today because of the Roe ruling.

BITCH U DID THIS

[Destini Bryant @hurricanedeezy]

IN! Taking responsibility for our actions
IN! Protecting democracy
IN! Consequences

OUT! January 6th. Trying to overthrow the government because you didn’t get your way? January 6th, you’re out.

#January6thHearings

[Destini Bryant @hurricanedeezy]

Loving guns so much that you defend the gun that killed children BEFORE you defend the children…IS the mental health issue.

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

If laws don't stop bad people from getting guns then WHY DID HE WAIT UNTIL THE LITERAL DAY IT WAS LEGAL TO BUY ONE?

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

Must be nice to have control over who’s inside you

[Destini Bryant @hurricanedeezy]

The Venn diagram of my anti-choice friends who have adopted kids is a circle.

[Dan Crenshaw @DanCrenshawTX]

Less abortion, more adoption.

Why is that controversial?

[Dewayne Perkins @DewaynePerkins]

I started playing a game with myself where every time something annoys me on Twitter I immediately get off and force myself to do a Duolingo Spanish lesson, and bitch lemme tell you voy a ser bilingüe en poco tiempo porque todos ustedes son muy molestos

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

STATLER: say miss piggy’s singing isn’t a half bad

WALDORF: yeah…it’s all bad!

*kermit starts climbing up to the balcony*